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My best friend made some poor choices for which his teeth serve as a constant reminder. He’s trying several avenues to get them fixed thisnisnsimoly one if the avenues and ways I can give him some help. Please donate if you can and most importantly share even if you don’t donate. Let this go #viral #helpchasegethissmileback #helpmehelphim #donateandshare #everylittlebithelps #donate #share #gofundme

Medical patient robot Barbie complete with gown, non slip socks, and realistic wound. Iv pole, fluids, Iv line, and battery pack all featured here not included. Battery pack is simulation wound vac and charges for up to 12 hours of robotic functioning. Limited stock available order yours today. #woundvacnotincluded #hospitalphotoshoot #savesarahssanity #clevergirl #backsurgerytales #staphsurvivor #cantcatchabreak #iaintdeadthough #bored #stuckindallas #alwayssomething #stayingpositive #creatingmyownpositivity #allthehashtags #hashtagabuse #firethestaph #viral #makeittrend #makefirethestaphtrend (at Medical City Dallas)

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You’d be surprised how hard it is to sleep with this in your back. And no it’s not my robot plug to keep me charged. #firethestaph #medicalrobot #allhardware

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itakenaps86

This spoke to me on a spiritual level

luckydreaming

Don’t post your negativity on a positive post.

mancomics

Electrons

luckydreaming

I should kick your ass.

itakenaps86

Give ya a proton, free of charge

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which flavor would be your favorite?

oreointrouble

This has GOT to be the most hilarious video. He’s so adorable and I kinda really wanna try flavoured condoms now.

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update: my mom ate one of the bananas and yelled at me

burgerpossum

So i didn’t watch this cause like family but then I did and VANILLA SEXTRACT

isanyonereallylistening

I watched this with my grandma and she loved it lol

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FUN IDEA: send this to the straightest guys you know and see how they react

itakenaps86

Chocolate fo sho. Don't even need the banana ;)

mean-cannibals

could you PLEASE explain to me that joke: "You know what my favorite bone in your body is? Mine." I don't understand it, maybe because english is not my native language.. h e l p

In English, a “bone” or “boner” can sometimes mean a penis, so it’s basically saying “I like it when my dick is in you.”

(It’s basically what Hannibal says to Will with his eyes every episode)