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[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

Monster Girl Imagine #334

Your cute gorgon girlfriend likes to kiss you a lot. Not just with her real lips, but with her snake hair as well. Every time the two of you kiss, your face is covered in tiny snake kisses.

[cesya]

[takealookatyourlife]

Athena blessed her with the ability to protect herself and men beheaded her for it.

[loveheartangel]

You had me caged up like a bird in mid-summer

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

I need a kiss on the lips RIGHT NOW

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

[honeybandaids]

can’t wait to move out into the middle of nowhere and build a happy cottage and grow raspberries and have dandelion tea with honey and bake bread and pies and raise goats and ducks and a cat or two

[bpdmoth]

Me: *is okay for 3 minutes*

Me: ohnmy god I was faking it the whole time i k new it

[pariaaaaah]

me: im so lonely

someone: hey

me: go away

[yellowinter]

La gente quando è cattiva con me

S T R O N Z I siete tutti STRONZI non ve ne frega un cazzo di me voglio bruciarvi vivi tutti ORA

La gente quando è gentile con me

perché siete gentili con me non me lo merito PERCHÉ SIETE GENTILI B A S T A io sono una brutta persona e non me lo merito e devo morire

[patientno7]

😔🙏

[oldblogarchived]

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

[disc80s]

IM CRYINGNFN

[my-name-is-long]

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

[spirited-simmer-deactivated2016]

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

[catchingjinns]

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

[watercolorsheep]

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

[languageoclock]

english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver

[commie-saskia-deactivated202211]

english: toes

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

spanish : fingers of the feet

[agoraphobeifiwantto]

english: bowl

spanish: :)

english: oh lordy

spanish: deep plate

[redroomballerinas]

english: car

polish: :)

english: i changed my mind

polish:  that which walks by itself

[false-dawn]

french: coccinelle

UK english: ladybird!

american english: ladybug

french: weird

dutch: :)

french: …what

dutch: the good lord’s little animal

french: …ok

irish, polish and russian: *giggling*

french: …just tell me

irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW

[autistic-goblin666]

IT’S BACK

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

german: Marie’s beetle

[fel-fisk]

english: ankle

japanese: :)

english: //lies down for an eternal sleep

japanese: foot neck

[lokinpaskahandu]

English: Dragon

Finn: :)

English: dear god no

Finn: salmon snake

[marco-bezzecchi]

English: glove

Dutch: :)

English: oh god

Dutch: hand shoe

[wyldangel-cant-wake-up]

@delotha

[delotha]

mother fucking hand shoes!!!!

[the-german-russian-skinwalker-d]

Its oak HORN dumbass

[the-screaming-goat]

English: bat

Irish: :)

English: *sighs*

Irish: leather wings

[itakesleepingpills]

English: Umbrella

Portuguese: :)

English: there he goes...

Portuguese: rain keeper

[sickfuckfastfuck-deactivated202]

Hey mutuals I’m kind of depressed right now so send me your credit card number, the expiration date, and the three numbers on the back if you don’t hate me.

[fanartscribblz]

“tag urself” lmao

So this was like the cutest request I’ve gotten so far, but here’s “Hetalia but Birbs”

Also click it for better quality!!

Reblog with your birb ^^^^ <3

Are you a…

Italybird:

- happy go lucky

- runs instead of flying

- afraid of heights

Germanhawk:

- doesn’t squawk

- hates being ruffled

- talons wILL KILL YOU

Japanbird:

- silent 24/7

- secretly plotting the end of the world

- likes sunflower seeds

Birdtain

- thinks they’re a mighty falcon, but is actually a pigeon

- never takes off their hat

- will peck if annoyed

Freedombirb:

- very loud

- memes

- will eat just about anything with ketchup on it

Francebird:

- beautiful hair

- goes through S/O’s like water

- mating dances are their forte

Russiaowl:

- will stare at you sleep

- smiles when happy, also smiles when pissed

- slowly tears their prey apart limb bY LIMB-

Chinabird:

- uses chopsticks for everything

- mom friend

- feeds babies first

Canadabird:

- rarely seen

- polite on everyone’s behalf

- eats Freedombird’s leftovers

Birdenmark:

- loud, but only to get the first serving of food

- so innocent, literal cottonball, must be protected

- is actually the hidden hulk of the group

Norwaybird:

- will bite upon eye contact

- eats fishes whole

- just wants a friend really

Indiabird:

- actual definition of fabulous

- definitely not straight

- eats everything with fancy leaves on it

Romanobird:

- unapologetically bitchy

- 4'11" but will fight you

- just a really fat, cute, squishy marshmallow

Spainbird:

- highkey gay

- has the best butt/tail feathers

- usually chill but terrifying when angry

Prussiabird:

- awesome

- so awesome they have a lil yellow side chick

- probably extinct

- just kidding they’re that dependable friend

[itakesleepingpills]

China-Indianbirb here

[mugisyusyusyu]

🇨🇦🇩🇪🇺🇸🇷🇺

[itakesleepingpills]

I feel like showing this to everyone

[laughing-milk]

Get a girl who rejects you constantly