mr italia ❤️

(safe space) ayo little italy 🇮🇹 vito stromboli🇮🇹 nonno to all and lover of many 🇮🇹hatred ain’t tolerated🇮🇹 [pedos, racists, transphobes, etc DNI]

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where have u been vito it has been so long

sleepin gettin my 8 hours in ya know

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oh I remember you!! I haven’t seen your posts on my dash since 2019. I hope you’re doing well! :)

how could ya forget ol vito 😥

ya just wait until nonna hears about this 🥺

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men fight

italians rage with class and a sweet style

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still italian in 2022

still kickin

still makin a helluva good fuckin meatball

don’t ya forget it

italian hugs,

vito stromboli

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gettin chewed out by nonna for forgettin to toast the garlic bread at 425°

listen a man’s gotta lot to do ya know

hands all meatbally an such

can neva get a goddamn break

the mozzarella is all ova the goddamn sink

italian tears,

vito “the guido” stromboli

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all italians have ibs on every side of tha ibs spectrum

sometimes it’s comin out of ya like italian weddin soup

sometimes ya got italian bread stuck in ya for weeks

neva normal down yonda

sometimes i am prayin ta god grippin onta tha walls cryin an ass blastin my golden throne

dio mio please sava me

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whadda hell is a dap cart

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don’t know why i gotta tell ya assholes this but whateva

drywall is not meant for fists

real men read a book or somethin neva choose violence

sick of holes in walls in mob movies

it’s okay to whack someone but have some respect for yer home

help nonna with her sunday sauce an stop bein a coward

italian hugs,

vito stromboli

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stop askin me if i know whatta vaper is

my grandson was tellin me about a rig

don’t know why he was tellin me about trucks

leave me alone

italian hugs,

vito “the guido” stromboli

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tha world does revolve around me stop sayin it doesn’t

yer sauce looks terrible an watery

not mine howeva

italian hugs,

vito stromboli

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new statistics in: every italian has severe bpd

bolognese pasta ditalini

mood stabilizers an anti psychotics cannot solve this

8th wonda of the world

italian hugs,

vito “the guido” stromboli

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depression just hits italians differently

sometimes tha sunday sauce doesn’t turn out right

sometimes ya know you’ll neva find love

sometimes nonna yells at ya for trackin mud in the house

it happens

italian hugs,

vito stromboli

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who is nonna del rey

i don’t know her

my nonna says come ova for meatballs

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please don’t try and find me through my nonna

she won’t pick up the phone

please don’t try my nonno eitha

he ain’t been home for years

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happy holidays ta everyone

italian hugs an kisses,

vito stromboli

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christmas cookies with nonna

what a fuckin nightmare i tell ya

frostin all ova tha floor

sprinkles everywhere

pizzelles in my hair

peanut butta balls all ova tha micrawave

that lady is a mess

italian hugs,

vito “the guido” stromboli

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happy fall may everyone stay warm an enjoy whateva blessins this season may bring ya 💖