Italian memes 101

Have you ever wondered how amazing italian memes are? Wonder no more!

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amore gioia ma sei sempre viva?

in realtà no

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my fan fiction reading experience when it comes to italian characters is constantly battled between losing my shit for how funny the bad translations are and getting genuinely angry for how little research some writers do

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Non so chi ti ha sciolto, ma ne sono felicissima

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Finally got around to post this! Since the beautiful thing that is xkit lets me see your tags, I thought it would be nice to show what you guys think about italian memes. So I present you the #TagMyMeme section of my blog. Basically, every now and then I will gather all your tags and put it all together like this. I hope you’ll like this! ❤️

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As promised, here it is the second #TagMyMeme, Carlo Conti edition! Also added a little edit to the original pic because it felt right.

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Pubblicità Iconiche - Parte 1

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the amount of italian characters in not-italian fiction and fanart would be better appreciated if - the characters arent in a mafia/gang - the characters arent cooks - the characters dont yell out italian words here and there (expecially if mistranslated) and dont have an accent

this has been a psa thank you very much

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Submissions are now OPEN

[Please follow these rules or else your post probably won’t be published!]

I’m opening submissions because I can’t really spend much time on this blog anymore and it’s really frustrating, it’s still a good idea and a lot of you are following this blog hoping for new content. So! If you want to submit a meme follow these rules: 1- Submit either a text, photo or video post! Photos are the ones I prefer honestly but choose between these three. 2- Write a description. This mean that you’ll have to explain the meme, possibly its origins and meaning. For my Italian followers that struggle with writing in English: Italian submissions are equally acceptable and helpful! I will be the one providing the translation. 3- Just hit submit and you did it pal.

Please! It would be really appreciated if you submitted memes I have left unexplained on my list!

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Cute things to say to your Italian crush/partner/friend/whatever

Trottolino amoroso du du da da da 

Petaloso

Fiore di zucchina impanato

Tigella

Lmlmlmlmlm

Mi pulsa la vagy

Sono cugino di Malgioglio che a sua volta è cugino di Lady Gaga

Sei il Carlo Conti della mia vita

No Maria, io esco

Capra capra capra capra capra 

Per te getterei gattini su Salvini

Ruspa

Ammaccabanane

Sto soffomitando

Osteria n° 1

Un bicchiere di vino con un panino, la felicità

Limonare, com’è bello limonare

Qual è non qual’è

Il ketchup va solo sulle patatine fritte

Un abbraccio, Gianni

In tempo di guerra, ogni buco è trincea

Perché Sanremo è Sanremo

Stommale 

Masticazzi

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-Prima i marò.

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And also:

☆ #StaiSereno

☆ Brava Giovanna

☆ Ciaone

☆ Il pompiere paura non ne ha

☆ Lorenza cara lorenza amor

☆ Coincidenze? Io non credo

☆ Vado a farla da Paolo

☆ Lei mi sta dicendo che …?

☆ In tempo di carestia ogni buco è galleria

☆ Antò fa caldo

☆ MONELLA

☆ Ma io sono giapponese

☆ Inzupposo

☆ Facciamo l'amore con il sapore

☆ Vuoi che muoro?

☆ C-c-cccolla vinilica

☆ Chiudi la busta, Maria

☆ Facciamo un pò come Baglioni?

☆ Muuuusica

☆ Come è bello far l'amore da Trieste in giù

☆ La banca è l'emblema

☆ Daje

☆ Tombini di ghisa

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spurgo di lordura

e vbb

io quando sono in mezzo ai disastri son contento, cioè è una protesta e ci sta

ti dico Wale… và a cagare

ciù is meglj che uan

alza la cornetta, Mondial Casa ti aspetta!

siniora, c’è un womo per lei

Ma quando ti guardi intorno, vedi i bambini povri e non solo, lo so che non è facile per loro ma non lo è neanche per me, ma ditemi cosa vedete quando li guardate neli ochi yeh

Marghera senza fabbriche sarìa più sana, ‘na giungla de pannoccie, pomodori e mariuana

Ma che follia, che follia!? Ma lo sai che questo qui è un Garpez, uno dei più grandi scultori viventi?

ti raserò l’aiuola quando ritorni da scuola

La mia ragazza è strana, non dice che mi ama ma beve birra e fuma, ha un tattoo sulla schiena, la mia ragazza mena 

ci sei? Ce la fai? Sei connesso?

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-Vendetta vera, non finirò in galera. Free Trucebaldazzi! -Gobelini, coboldi, elfi, eoni! La mandragora, er fico sacro, la betulla, la canfora, l'incenso, le ossa dei morti gettate contro er nemico! I naniiiiiii!!

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Submissions are now OPEN

[Please follow these rules or else your post probably won't be published!] I'm opening submissions because I can't really spend much time on this blog anymore and it's really frustrating, it's still a good idea and a lot of you are following this blog hoping for new content. So! If you want to submit a meme follow these rules: 1- Submit either a text, photo or video post! Photos are the ones I prefer honestly but choose between these three. 2- Write a description. This mean that you'll have to explain the meme, possibly its origins and meaning. For my Italian followers that struggle with writing in English: Italian submissions are equally acceptable and helpful! I will be the one providing the translation. 3- Just hit submit and you did it pal. Please! It would be really appreciated if you submitted memes I have left unexplained on my list!

[alexbifronte]

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I SWEAR this blog will come back I'm just filled with so many things to do I can't even write stupid meme descriptions

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No ma qualcuno deve riprendere Mi piace la zucchina. E poi vbb, Uomini con piedi con patate e donne patate con piedi è un evergreen, ragazzi.

PERCHE’ DOVEVI RICORDAMI QUESTA COSA

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“In onore al trash Italico, ho creato questo deck per Cards Against Humanity. Nel caso qualcuno voglia organizzare un gioco di CAH a tema trashate/meme italiani :P io ci sarei (se non sono al lavoro)”

earthboundricochet has submitted this, bless

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“I would have liked to live in 1942...”

Let’s talk of the Italian meme of the moment: Miss Italia 2015. Some days ago this girl:

has become the new Miss Italia. Her name is Alice Sabatini and she actually is an average-looking Italian girl, but that’s another story, the real problem is what she answered when one of the judges asked the finalists when they would have liked to live and who they would have liked to be:

Alice: “Err… in the ‘42, a thousand….” A judge and the host helped her “1942?“ Alice: *kinda nods* “To-” Judge 1: “To?” Host: “During ww2?” Judge 1: “I mean, ok, that’s the year, but is there a reason?” Alice: “T-to actually see the ww2 since the books talks pages and pages-well, I wanted to live it..? After all I’m a woman so I wouldn’t have been a soldier, I would have stayed at home with the fear of-” Judge 2: “Got it, Simona (the host)? We’ve gone from ‘I wish for peace on Earth’ to “I’d like to live the war’.” (Her grammar was quite terrible) Her questionable answer made the Italian side of the internet blow up.

Memes under the cut.

Continua a leggere

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