sweet diggity

Uhhhhh Zoey I like dogs a lot uhhh yea and funny stuff also i dont have a dad thats it thanks

[meleedamage]

CRYING OVER DICK.

[teennewssource]

hot girl summer is over it’s scary woman winter

[mis-edventures-deactivated20201]

[harryandtommo]

me: *goes to my nearest hospital* hello i would like to be put into a medically induced coma 

[swarnpert]

love those little tomatoes that you keep your sewing pins in. why did they make them tomatoes?? we’ll never know

[thunderscreech-deactivated20200]

[physticuffs]

oh FUCK yes

[lasturlontheleft]

[senatortedcruz]

[cottagewarlock]

[catchymemes]

[deanky]

Lawyer who is like visibly trying not to cry and teary-eyed and snifflign and drawing shaky breaths and hands trembling and constantly wiping his nose on his sleeves but he’s winning the case

[outofcontextdiscord]

[sophaea]

[sassafrasjungle]

#the poison#the poison for kuzco#the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco#kuzco’s poison#that poison

[whitepeopletwitter]

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

this is like looking at two aliens on their first day of infiltrating tough gun boy culture

[catchymemes]

This adorable proposal.

[daftpenstartedover]

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

This is why I LOVE same-sex relationships. Like, who’s gonna propose?? Probably both!!

[showtimechamaco]

RuPaul: “Most people love roses but I’m feeling like a Daisy.”

Carson: “Someone’s getting plucked tonight.”

Ross: “She quacks me up.”

Michelle: *cackles*

[iwillgivebirthtoyou]