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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@itbeguilttriptime
How much do you want to bet that Toad’s novel in progress is Mario and Peach fanfiction
Grace explained to Rocky why the word Uranus is funny on Earth and now Rocky is confused about why Earth intentionally named another planet Butthole
”The Koopalings should have been in the Super Mario Galaxy Movie!” Bowser can’t even handle one kid.
Rosalina the hardest working single Mom in the galaxy vs. Bowser the most cringe fail hands-off single Dad
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie redemption arc baited us with Bowser
I bet on Earth there are entire huge, outraged factions of people DEMANDING that Dr. Ryland Grace be rescued from space. Forming committees, marching in protests, writing to the media, lobbying politicians, demanding Eva Stratt’s arrest. A university is even raising money to build a rescue ship.
Meanwhile Grace is on another planet playing Guess Who with Rocky and losing.
And They Were Roommates: The Movie
Grace: *lying on the beach next to Rocky* And that’s why no one liked Games of Thrones season 8. Rocky: Rocky hate Cersei! Grace: Hey, now, Lena Headey gave the performance of a lifetime—!
If that is what he does in space imagine how gross Ryland’s apartment was on Earth
[person whose mother died of food poisoning from an uncooked beef patty]: i hate McDonalds so fucking much, i wish they didn't exist
[person who was abandoned as a child on the doorstep of a McDonalds and taken in by the line cooks as one of their own]: How the fuck could you say that, i owe McDonalds my life??
[person dedicated to RPing as an English Landlord during the Highland Clearances]: Aye, OP speaks the truth, the McDonalds are nothing but a plague upon this land and must be eradicated
[person who eats quinoa]: Friendly reminder that McDonalds funded paramilitary terrorist groups in Columbia!! Anyone who eats there should be tried at the Hague!!
[person who's correct but needlessly rude about it]: That was Chiquita, you fucking moron
[person sending me an anon message]: Hey just so you know, the OP of that gifset you just reblogged supports the Highland Clearances and also thinks that anyone who lives in a food desert should hurry up and die. Here's a link to a 3000-word google doc written by their jilted ex documenting several insensitive things they said in the week directly after their mother was killed by a McDonalds beef patty that clearly constitute emotional abuse. Please join me in contacting their employer at the phone number below to get this sick fuck evicted 🙏
Starting a gofundme for my friend Bunbury who's a terrible invalid,
Well, I'm starting a gofundme for the funeral of my brother Ernest, who died in Paris of a severe chill,
Ryland Grace had a golden opportunity to Rick Roll Eva Stratt at the end of the movie but didn’t take it
Rocky: Rocky is disaster bisexual, question? Grace: I’m taking away your laptop.
writing challenge!
open up your document and put words in it
Ryland explains to Rocky why the number 69 is so funny on Earth and it turns out Eridians have their own similar joke and so now they high-five every time the number comes up in their science experiments