Edward

Ummm. Apple juice and mozzarella sticks I guess. Effort. Whatever.

[hilaryduffssecondbiggestfan-blog]

[brodiebutt]

me as a ghost

[gro-hls]

is this season one of american horror story

[unfairmiga-deactivated20140203]

basically yes

[squidwurd]

[hobnobbly]

[truefawn]

"what did this man do, officer?"

"he just… he just did everything”

[jkrwkernkwerk-wlml-rmw-deactiva]

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

[schmaggot-deactivated20190402]

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS DUMBASS COMIC FOR A YEAR NOW

I FINALLY FOUND IT

[sistermaryfuck]

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

“howdily doodily neighbourino”

[noimdie-deactivated20160907]

this is the funniest thing ive ever seen leave me

[strongbowdarkfruit]

next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed

[394938347342-deactivated2014092]

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

[pussyjizz-blog]

imagine praying to God and going to church

[veryraresecrete-deactivated2014]

[grandkanye-deactivated20130827]

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs

[daimboy]

[shingeki-no-justno-deactivated2]

That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.

[daimboy]

oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

*throws life away* *misses trashcan by like 20 feet*

[hanahmontana]

The best headline I’ve ever seen

[retquits]

[portportport]

[lesellieknope]

i love how whoever is running obama’s blog actually blogs like we blog

imagine if it was barack the whole time like

and michelle’s like “BARACK DINNER’S ON THE TABLE!!”

and he’s just like “shut up woman i’m blogging”

[whydidntideletethis-deactivated]

except that obama wouldn’t be rude to her because he’s a man not a republican.

[leskenobian]

[jaxthevampire-deactivated202505]

SOBBING

[gifak-net]

[legalmexican]

stop

[stop]

wassup?

[legalmexican]

!!!!

[itcantitwontitdoesnt]

The first time I saw this I was so concerned she was taking her shirt off.

[bearsnbritts-deactivated2015052]

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

[komlin]

roses are red violets are blue guess what, my bed has room for two

[bearsnbritts-deactivated2015052]

OH MY GOD NO

[komlin]

twinkle twinkle little star we can do it in a car

[bearsnbritts-deactivated2015052]

STOP IT

[komlin]

row, row, row your boat gently down the stream merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily i can make you scream

[straight-as-a-curly-fry]

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory