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So gay it hurts. video games. birdies. dogs. cats. lesbians. art. random stuffs. Xena and Tank Girl are my heroes. I try to give artist credit when credit is due because that shit is important. I won't flood your dash. I post less on weekends/evenings

[portportport]

[suqmydiqtbh]

[antiocial]

[beggars-opera]

I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

[we-are-rogue]

Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq. - I’ve No More Fucks To Give

I’ve tried, tried, tried and I’ve tried even more I’ve cried, cried, cried and I can’t recall what for I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled and begged in hope of some success But the inevitable fact is that it never will impress

I’ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have runneth dry, I’ve tried to go fuck shopping but there’s no fucks left to buy I’ve no more fucks to give, though more fucks I’ve tried to get, I’m over my fuck budget and I’m now in fucking debt

I strive, strive, strive to get everything done I’ve played by all the rules but I’ve very rarely won, I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed, I’ve laughed, alas to no avail I’ve run ‘round like a moron to unequivocally fail

I’ve no more fucks to give, my fuck fuse has just blown, I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day, but they’ve upped and fucked off home, I’ve no more fucks to give, my fuck rations are depleted, I’ve rallied my fuck army but it’s been fucking defeated!

The effort has just not been worth the time or the expense I’ve exhausted all my energy for minimal recompense The complete lack of acknowledgement has now begun to gall And I’ve come to realise that I don’t give a fuck at all!

I’ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have flown away, My fucks are now so fucked off, they’ve refused to fucking stay! I’ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have gone insane They’ve come back ‘round and passed me while they’re fucking off again!

I’ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have all dissolved, I’ve planned many projects but my fucks won’t be involved! I’ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have all been spent, They’ve fucked off from the building and I don’t know where they went!

I’ve no more fucks to give, I’ve no more fucks to give, I’ve no more fucks, I’ve no more fucks, I’ve no more fucks to give!

[bishopriecke]

@thebibliosphere I feel like you need this as a theme song.

[fat-birds]

happy feet.

[thebootydiaries]

Just as he reaches the door, he looks back at me with a sad smile. “Hey Farha?” I avert my gaze, blushing. “Yeah?” He watches me in silence for a minute; sorrow oozing from his dark eyes. “Your foundation doesn’t match your neck.”

[astromechapunk]

“God Save Our Tank Girl”

[becausebirds]

[unclefather]

“i want a cracker" 

[sexymachine]

[shadowfromthestarlight]

[broodingsoul]

[topshotpicks]

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

[cannedviennasnausage]

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

[crybourg]

how women actually are

[ginjaninja3716]

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

[aragorn1379-deactivated20150216]

mother fuckin macys sale

[writebastard]

Her name is Doris. Here’s the artist. And here’s more Doris:

[mrs-jamie-wellerstein]

I have a physical need to reblog this every time.

[tomorroejones-deactivated202209]

I’ve ever seen the last one so reblogging

[mechagodzilla]

[supergameboytwo]

We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.

[mechagodzilla]

what button

[mechagodzilla]

what fucking button

[meanplastic]

[angelszn]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[tru]