little thottie with the long hair

genie / late 20s / i live in france and think about destiel now

[feastofsnakes]

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[bardace]

Shut Up, I Don’t Care

[leskenobian]

been saying the phrase "I just wanna know if I can do 9/11" a lot recently

[leskenobian]

been planning a wedding for 3 days and I'm already going insane

[leskenobian]

"hannibal... heated rivalry... yuri on ice... the holy trinity of gay romances"

[caden]

When u hear your friend john talking shit about someone but you’re in church so you tell him to tone it down:

[caden]

[worldcupfinals]

when you get the soccer vs football, europeans dont drink water, gun control, geopolitical state of the world, colonial history, the us dont have walkable cities, my nt is less problematic than your nt, super-bowl vs worldcup, tipping culture, humidity vs temperature discourse all packed into the same tournament

[sprinklersart]

I’ll be honest this shit still hits 15 years later

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[leskenobian]

thinking about how I'm now as old as joseph gordon levitt was in inception

[leskenobian]

planning a wedding so stressful fr

[leskenobian]

friend in friend group planning wedding same time. can't do other times because multiple teachers in the must invites. can't do a year after because multiple must invites people will probably have babies.

[leskenobian]

[leskenobian]

planning a wedding so stressful fr

[leskenobian]

friend in friend group planning wedding same time. can't do other times because multiple teachers in the must invites. can't do a year after because multiple must invites people will probably have babies.

[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

[leskenobian]

planning a wedding so stressful fr

[halondrus]

oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is

[halondrus]

you all hate me and my penis. I mean penisnt

[halondrus]

I made the mistake of looking at this while taking an order over the headset at work and started laughing really hard and had to gather myself for a second and my coworkers kept trying to look at my phone to see what I was laughing at

[yesornopolls]

is it cheaper to fly to another country than take the train to the capital from where you live?

is it cheaper to fly to another country than take the train to the capital from where you live?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJun 9