haw yee fuckos

I will love you when you are a still day, I will love you when you are a hurricane. - Clementine von Radics

[aetherixs]

i have never seen a single 'pirates of the caribbean' film so my friend insisted that i watch the first one with her and i'm obsessed.

the villain’s origin story is that he can’t eat apples anymore. every fight scene plays like a slapstick comedy. two key combat sequences end with our sexy leading men getting boinked on the head. the climax is initiated by one ship firing forks at another ship. everyone is unreasonably hot. plot armor made only of the word “parlay”. the Redcoats are more useless than you could possibly imagine. Elizabeth almost drowns, gets held hostage, and then her entire village is destroyed but the worst part of her day is that a man proposed to her. a crew of skeleton pirates do drag to trojan horse their way into the final battle. truly insane stuff can't wait for more.

[beardedmrbean]

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[vomitdodger]

Those 6 hours are totally worth it.

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

I have two trans friends from college who are lovely people, but would be shocked at some of the opinions I hold. Conversely, at that same college, there was a trans-identifying man who stank, had stubble, and was generally a creep, but we women weren't allowed to complain about him using our bathrooms. I really think the trans community needs to do a better job of gatekeeping who is and isn't trans (and just do a better job at calling out creeps in the community).

That would go a loooooooong way to repairing the trust between normies and the trans community. But since modern trans ideology is based almost exclusively on self-identification being scripture, it probably won't be happening any time soon.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

rip king, truly nobody was doing it for weird sci-fi and fantasy obsessed nerds like you 💔

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[copperbadge]

Tumblr is the program guide to the circuses.

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

ffs WHY is this just clicking for me now. some lefties talk abt how much they hate slavery, yet talk abt how products we need like glasses, pads, food, should be free. when if that actually happened, the people providing such necessary labor wouldnt be getting paid for it bc their bosses/company arent charging anything (so have nothing to pay workers), but are still expected to work—reads like another form of slavery. they rly need to look at the implications of the shit they say, tho its classic of them not to. (this stuff is obvs way more complicated than this, but im trying to make a point)

It doesn't read like another form of slavery. It is another form of slavery. If you force someone to provide labor with no compensation, that's literally slavery. And that's exactly what would happen if we decided things like glasses and pads and houses were human rights and thus need to be provided for free.

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[beardedmrbean]

[datclassydame]

Can @raccoonmilf vouch for this? Super rad if true.

[raccoonmilf]

Yes it’s true

[husband]

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[aetherograph]

More context:

the first osprey is the father, the one that comes later is the mother.

ospreys are not eagles, they're ospreys

ospreys only eat fish, that's why they don't register this starling as possible food

the starling got home safely

the starling was not trying to eat the eggs, it was mostly curious and you can see it trying to hop under the osprey every time the osprey tries to sit down again--this is because the starling is still a baby and has the instinct to get under an adult for warmth, even though it mostly has its feathers. this scares the osprey because that is a Foreign Creature near its eggs.

at the end of the video you can see the ospreys starting to turn the eggs. birds do this so the yolk and/or embryo don't stick to the shell of the egg, which is bad for the egg's health.

ospreys have eyes adapted to seeing beneath the surface of the water!

[3-aem]

i drew peaches in water (art study)

[27dragons]

SCROLL BACK UP THIS IS A DRAWING

[kugisakinobaradesu]

PLEASE VOTE. no one can see what you chose, so vote honestly

before voting, please make sure you have researched on this topic and not just voting for anything

this poll will not affect any laws or anything btw

Your opinion about abortion?

pro-choice (you believe that one should be able to choose to abort a child)

pro-life (you believe abortion should be illegal as it takes away life)

Remaining time: 4 days 21 hours

[anamericangirl]

Let’s fix this percentage 💪

[rslashrats]

how do i make it so i can see this tweet every friday

[rslashrats]

another fat fuck friday is upon us

[miss-rum-hee]

Fat Fuck Friday is upon us now.

[itdobethatbitch]

I heard someone on YouTube talk about a girl he wished he had asked out. Well I have been thinking, and there is a time I honestly regret not asking a guy's number.

I live in WV and one day about 2017?? I was speeding to get to my friends house so I could use her wifi and take an online exam (I was in college, so 19ish). I am pretty short 4'11ish with brown hair I think in a ponytail. I was driving my grandmother's car (bigger than the car I drive normally). And I went down a hill too fast to take the left turn at the bottom, and I went off the road. I ruined up the front tire but I got the car back on the road long enough to pull over.

I was really lucky to have had the accident where I did. The passenger's tire was trashed, but I didnt hit anyone and there was a HUGE area to pull over just a little bit ahead of me. On the other side of the road there as a warehouse of some sort I cant remember the name though.

A guy in a work truck (a light colored, dirty, pickup with different tools in the back. Stickers and tags for some company. Maybe a ladder or something in the bed) drove past me and pulled off a polite distance away.

It was such a common sight and I was happy because that ment someone could help me with changing the tire. In the back of my head I was a little nervous, I dont trust random people, but he just looked like any other blue collar guy and I knew there were other people within yelling distance.

The driver was white, thin, and young. I think wearing a hat. I would guess he was about 18 since he was obviously working, but around here he could have been in high school still idk. He was incredibly polite and calm (and cute. But I was Panicking).

So there I was, full of adrenaline and absolutely devastated. I was gonna be late for the exam, I had to call my friend, I had to call my mom (who I was supposed to pick up from a doctor's appointment after the exam). I was just not having a great moment, but I was trying to not cry.

So the guy went to try and get the spare tire out of the trunk, but a lot of my tubs with college stuff was packed in it and he couldn't lift the floor.

He said we would have to take out some of the tubs, but I just went "no." And used the panic strength to SHOVE the floor up and jerk out the tire. There was not a CHANCE in hell I was going to waste time moving those tubs. I remember hearing the guy say "oh okay." In retrospect it was super funny, but in the moment I was so embarrassed.

After I sat the spare tire down I just let him take the lead with everything because I realized the guy helping me was very cute.

It never crossed my mind to give him my number. I was so full of stress I dont even remember his name. After we tried to get the car up with the jack, it wouldnt work. And around that time a man from the warehouse walked out to check on us.

He was older, but also very helpful and he got us a bigger jack and maybe another worker, I dont remember. They all just fixed up the spare tire for me.

I was honestly so blessed, everyone was super polite and I was able to let them do the work while I called my friend and started a draft of the email I was going to send my professor.

I thanked everyone profusely, and then the real miracle happened. I sent the email once I had the wifi and then the professor didnt respond. But then the whole class got an email from the prof explaining that something went wrong with the software, so no one was able to log into the test. So it got rescheduled and everything worked out great. The End.

So yeah if you were a guy working in WV around 2017 and watched a blue car run off the road. Pulled over to check on the driver, who turned out to be a short brunette. Then you tried to get out the spare tire, but the trunk was full of tubs and bins. Then watched the girl turn into the Hulk to get out said spare tire. And it was beside a warehouse of some sort and the workers helped get the tires changed. The girl was me! Hit me up lmao.