Eden!

25/photographer and artist!

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

prosecutor: im assuming bobs burgers, is, ahem, excuse me, a “reddit show?”

me: that is also correct

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

if it was nonsense how did you perfectly understand it and get exactly as mad at it as i would expect you to

[tredlocity]

red dead and beyond

[tredlocity]

bed bath redemption

[pjharvey]

i don’t understand how neil gaiman intellectual properties still trend on here so regularly he literally trafficked women. like it’s not even a discourse thing or a “he’s problematic” thing he was “cancelled” for human trafficking. he repeatedly isolated women, usually his or his ex-wife’s fans, with no support system for the purpose of raping them while they were dependent on him for income and housing. that’s human trafficking

[mingpicket]

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

[yzghuldar]

I mean, that’s censorship but okay.

[nutsacktorturer]

ksvskwbidbwkdbskbsjw

[king-of-the-freeway]

[jame7t]

I just discovered the Forest Orb

[cryptotheism]

Can we just go to the club like normal

[jame7t]

You don't get to have sex until we discover an Orb for each imperiled kingdom.

[cryptotheism]

WHAT DID I DO

[itisnteden]

[charl0ttan]

eebie wa aboowa!! bababababbaa

[magicratfingers]

did u know u could just draw bad and nothing happens did u know that

[magicratfingers]

girlies are u doing ok

[magicratfingers]

oh no girlies

[jester-de-punyalada]

Man. The "unalive" type of self-censorship may mostly be just perpetuating folklore? People are talking inanely just based on vibes on the great mighty algorithm?? Mannnn

[what-even-is-thiss]

That last post I reblogged got me thinking again about how people can’t separate their idea of manhood from violence.

It’s like some people are capable of imagining womanhood without submission but can’t imagine manhood without dominance. Like for some reason in their minds women can escape their gender norms and make a new definition of what gender is for themselves but men can’t.

[what-even-is-thiss]

My cishet dad has often told me that he found feminist theory to be very freeing. It told him that yes men can be gentle and caring. Yes men can be sensitive. Being a man means what you want it to mean.

I’ve met other cishet men that feel the same way. I really do like talking with cis men about gender sometimes. You really see them become a lot happier when they fully internalize the idea that being a man means whatever they want it to mean.

[what-even-is-thiss]

A “real man” is a myth.

You get told a lot as a man “real men do or don’t do xyz”. I’ve even experienced this as a trans man.

but the “real man” is an impossible standard to achieve. He doesn’t exist. He’s a mythical being to strive towards. You will never be him and trying to be him will trap you in a cage.

If you think that masculinity is a prison, what you need to realize is that the bars are unlocked and there are no guards. You’ve been talked into your cage like an elephant on a string and you can open the door at any time.

[what-even-is-thiss]

And if you’re into women and worried about what women will think if you’re not “manly enough”, my question to you is, why would you settle for someone who wants to talk you back into your cage?

[thecaptainkindofgirl]

My dad works at Home Depot and this one customer came in trying to return a lawnmower that wouldn’t start. Another employee asked the customer if he had put any gas in it and the customer was outraged, yelling that they should have told him it needed gas (it was in the manual) and the employee told him “Well it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams, sir.” That pissed the guy off more so he called the manager all “Can you believe this guy!? He told me it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams!” and the manager just said “Well, it doesn’t.”

[itisnteden]

Absolutely legendary side of the road art find (the painting on the mantle)

[lizardsister]

broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

[lizardsister]

where's my useless apprentice i TOLD him it was going to be the duty of the next generation to not repeat the mistakes of those before them and to make this world bet- oh my apprentice goes by her now? you're telling me she's right in front of me! my dear i'm so sorry i didn't know. you look so much more happier and more confident than the bumbling, shy apprentice i once knew. im so proud of you. were you the one who tampered with my fucking runes

[itisnteden]

I need an Ursula LeGuin-style novel about this

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[ohlivish]

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

[knifefarty]

…huh

[itisnteden]

Roommate made fucking Spencer Reid and then her mii fell in love with him

[formalhedgehog]

called out on my tumblr dot com

[itisnteden]

he looks like he whimpers when he stubs his toe

[itisnteden]

Roommate made fucking Spencer Reid and then her mii fell in love with him

[bunkey]

notice how everyone is horny today

[bunkey]