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17|mtl

[slimed]

imagine ur watching sex and the city and they’re at the coffee shop and they pan to all the girls individually and this is what they pan to for Miranda would you even notice

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

Look at how well you age when you stay in your lane

[xoxoxogossipgirlll]

me: i don’t really like m&m peanuts, i think they’re overrated

eminem fan appears literally out of nowhere: you just dont get it man, there’s two sides to him, yes he raps about killing women and violently abusing them some times but thats just slim shady. his alter ego! its not really him. other times, he raps about his daugther and how much he loves her. you dont get it… u dont understand, you’re just judging him based on his extremely violent and disturbing lyrics. he’s actually a good guy and you’re a judgemental prick!!!!!!

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

where is the lie

[brittascribbles]

THIS

[skoghoul-deactivated20170707]

in case you haven’t noticed, im WEIRD. I’m a weirdo. i dont fit in. and i dont WANT to fit in.

have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? Thats weird.

[young-khris]

[sickbitterandcoveredinglitter]

Bug-free™ season is over and I am Afraid

[decadentlullaby]

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

Still a depiction of moi

[twoghostsau]

harry’s american accent >> the beatles

[chronyck]

[dontwantyourb-ody]

Catching feelings is bullshit. I’m just eating french fries why i gotta think about kissing you? Fuck you

[madmagethistle]

“i saw you hanging out with caitlyn yesterday” “r-rebecca its not what you think!” “i wont hesitate bitch”

passes the bechdel test

[margbarcis]

bechdel test also requires that both characters have names (only rebecca does) and that the conversation goes on for longer than ten seconds.

[wifedad]

I think the other persons name is bitch and there is so much drama it feels like a lifetime so still passes

[jovan]

Twitter is a different universe

[hoebutmadefashion]

i cant believe lana del rey saved niall horan’s life

[marvelsmostwanted]

Turns out that healthcare is more expensive than one (1) iPhone

[sexandtheastrology]

Anybody: *explains a conspiracy theory that makes absolutely no sense*

Me:

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

When a project is due and you have no executive function but are also terrified of failure

[juliawiinchester-deactivated201]

I’ve decided I’m only going to answer my dads texts with pictures of Ben Wyatt