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You are the sum total of everything you've ever seen, heard, eaten, smelled, been told, forgot it's all there. Everything influences each of us, and because of that I try to make sure that my experiences are positive.
— Maya Angelou
Penguins getting weighed.
THE LITTLE HOPS
Caretaker: God booooy! :)
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hello! may i request hcs of what type of person Kuroo and Akaashi would fall for?
a/n: headcanons aren’t meant to be long so imma sorry i always make my headcanons long, but this is thankfully pretty short. also, another account (@.revasserium) actually answered for akaashi and i’m so in love with it you have to read it!! therefore, i wouldn’t add much for akaashi (only added 2 points) the grammar was horrible i went to fix it.
kuroo;
tenacious: someone who can stand up for themselves, and stand firmly on what they believe in. it’s what kuroo has as well when it comes to volleyball, so he would most likely appreciate someone who understands his stubbornness.
gentle: someone who knows when to listen. he’d love how you’d be able to read the mood and know when to speak. he loves how you try not to fight but compromise, and he loves how you do what’s best for others you love and yourself.
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therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you
Do you have a type?
the type that won’t waste my time.
some misc headcanons
Tsukishima can’t scream. Instead, he squeals when he gets scared.
One time Tanaka and Noya managed to startle him, and Tsukki let out a very soft, very high pitched ‘eeee’. He has not yet lived it down.
Lev is physically compelled to touch the top of every doorway he enters.
Matsukawa and Hanamaki are known to casually fondle each others asses anytime they’re standing beside each other.
Yahaba made the mistake of standing near them before practice one afternoon. He still feels the ghost of Hanamaki’s fingers under his shorts.
Kenma sometimes pulls his trackpants up to his chest to cover his arms and just. Walks around like it’s normal.
Practice had to be cancelled for 3 days straight because he refused to stop and every time his team saw him they laughed so hard they couldn’t stand.
Ukai likes to fuck with Karasuno by misusing memes and modern slang. The pure disgust and fear they react with fuels him.
Asahi literally cannot crack an egg without the whole thing shattering.
Iwaizumi owns a bright pink cat onesie the other third years bought him as a gag gift. He wears it to bed every night during winter since it’s so warm and comfortable.
Ushijima cried at the end of Megamind.
Natsu came to practice one time and became an unofficial member of Karasuno’s volleyball team after revealing she’s a better blocker than Hinata is.
Kiyoko has started four (4) separate kitchen fires while attempting to make toast. Only one of those was in her own kitchen.
The one thing that never fails to make Akaashi laugh like a two year old is the ‘It Is Wednesday My Dudes’ vine.
Bokuto constantly references ten year old memes but no one has the heart to tell him to shut up.
Kuroo’s vice is Cupcake Wars marathons.
Everyone in Fukurodani has seen Konoha’s ass at some point. Not by choice.
Yachi’s scared of butterflies. She doesn’t know why.
Kyoutani doesn’t have a screen lock for his phone so everyday someone changes his ringtone. It’s become a contest within the team to see who can pick the worst one.
So far, Kunimi’s winning with this.
Kageyama still has not scored a single point on Flappy Bird. It haunts him.
Yaku has a fursona. It’s a bobcat.
kenma: if i’ve learned anything from video games, it’s that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction
akaashi: that’s really inspiring
kuroo: holy fucking shit
Haikyuu!! Characters in Space
Quietly humming the Star Wars theme: Nishinoya
Makes an alien friend: Oikawa
Colonizes a new planet: Kuroo
Saves native species from colonization: Iwaizumi, Daichi, Yamaguchi
Enjoying the space aesthetic: Akaashi, Sugawara, Tsukishima
Staying on the ship: Kenma, Asahi
Moonwalking on the moon: Bokuto
Thinks Pluto is a planet: Hinata
Accidentally gets too close to a black hole: Kageyama
this weatherman working from home has a cat and she's a little celebrity
interesting fact about me is that I have a great memory but I also have a shit memory
what this means in practice is I can recite any number of simpsons scenes verbatim but I can't remember what I did last week
aquarius neptune
creative, dreamer, trustworthy, detached, aloof, inspiring
SuperM ‘SuperM’ Teaser — Mark
a running list of things taeyong has done/does that i think about a lot
got stopped by airport security for having too much liquid in his carry on and instead of throwing the three drinks away, he chugged them. all of them
lost his debit card in the fridge
drank beer out of a wine glass (and got drunk off said single beer)
broke his light stick
got boba tea and didn’t like it so he just took jaehyuns
literally shoved doyoung off his lap for trying to sit on him
convinced his manager that you could plant the unused tops of carrots and they would regrow
went with sm recruiters just because they offered him food even though he didn’t know who they were or who the big three were
Bites into his KitKats instead of breaking them
drew those “cherries” on his forehead on that picture he signed
takes showers in the dark
Signed albums/merch with kitty yong
Someone asked him how his hair stays so healthy and he replied by saying who says its healthy
put grapes on his cow hat because cows are vegan but he wanted them to have a good time too
sets out a can of tuna fish on the balcony for the stray cats
Tried to turn his hair into kitty ears
feel free to add your own
wanted to go to a coffee shop but when he got there it was closed so he started dancing while saying its closed before squatting down and crying
said he tried eating healthy (i.e. a salad) but gave up bc he didn’t like it and ate cake instead
- eats an abominable amount of sweets to destress
- showed his stomach on camera and begged everyone not to think he had abs
- did a vlive to tease his songs with a towel (?) over his face
- wore a giant safety pin once and bumped heads with his manager bc his manager was confused
- dyed his hair 93927261 times in 2019
accept the ending of relationships, eras, experiences, etc.
french is NOT the language of love it is not romantic it has not and will not ever make anyone swoon. it is however possibly the funniest language ever. there is nothing more entertaining than listening to a frenchman. clownstongue