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dink your oiter

[dogpuppy]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Guys I took an over the counter painkiller and now my pain is much lower. This is amazing. Does the public know about this.

[skarchomp]

imagine youre about to go down on miss piggy and you get down there and frank oz punches you in the face

[blackpyrefly]

if this happened to me i would get up with several yellow canaries orbiting my head and my pupils swirling around with my tongue sticking out and say "what a woman!"

[etirabys]

can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy

[mentalwires]

It's from the "Maxims of Ptahhotep", purportedly written by a 96-year-old vizier to pass on his wisdom to his son:

If you marry a good-time girl

A joyful woman known to her town,

If she is wayward,

and revels in the moment,

do not reject her, but instead let her enjoy;

joyfulness is what marks calm water.

[etirabys]

yay ty. Between the above and the links in the mentions we have 3 translations total

[fatsexybitch]

Happy Wife Happy Life is 4.5k years old

[assortedinsanities]

Other sites also have the "Does anyone have this image?" posts, but only on tumblr you'll find "Does anyone have that mesopotamien clay tablet?" posts.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you have that Mesopotamian clay tablet

[shithowdy]

not to be an old hag complaining about ipad babies or whatever but i post in a few communities for young artists where i just redline their stuff or give them tips to grow and something i'm seeing a lot more often is young people growing frustrated with their development as an artist... and they're posting screenshots from ibispaint on a mobile device that has the UI and ads taking up 1/2 the screen.

mobile devices are great for doodling, and once you have developed finer artistic motor skills, you can absolutely create some impressive pieces on mobile. but oh my god. oh my god. children please pick up a paper and pencil, steal them from your school or jobs if you must; phones are not suitable canvases for building those motor skills. you're trying to grow as an artist with a canvas the size of a post-it note and it has ads!!!

your phone is an amazing reference tool. keep involving it in your artistic process. but i am begging you kids, stop kneecapping yourself by relegating your creative journey to these tiny-ass ad-ridden screens.

[niceferatu]

remember when they were saying that bisexuals couldn't be butch or femme and we had to be like. deer

[niceferatu]

it was worse than I remembered

you couldn't be a futch they/them you had to be a pigeon

[straightboyfriend]

mike’s hard bubble tea

[emeraldfoxface]

It’s just marbles

[dreamilypurpleoutcast]

[finnglas]

this is it, this is all of it. By arguing about things like healthcare (including abortion, narcan, insulin, transition care), queer rights, environmental racism, infrastructure, war--all of these things. What you're arguing about it what lives are worth saving.

The answer is: All of them.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

[gaybichon]

LMFAO

[sirfrogsworth]

Ironically, hard light is bad for recording sexy time.

It will highlight every pore, every vein, every wrinkle on your nutsack.

One day I will end this ring light fad. It is my ultimate side quest.

[sirfrogsworth]

It seems my lighting advice has given people a mistaken impression...

[sirfrogsworth]

These outtakes where the flash didn't go off are also AI generated.

I like this spooky dutch angle one.

I was just starting to learn flash and I didn't have all the equipment I needed. Since corgis are quite short, I had to put the lighting on the ground. The off camera flash was on a tipped over lightstand with a shoot-through umbrella to diffuse the light.

But I had no wireless triggers. And the only other way to trigger a flash, is with another flash. So I used the on-camera pop up flash to trigger the main flash.

But I had two issues.

First, I did not want that dinky on camera flash affecting my picture.

Second, triggering a flash with a flash is best done indoors. The flash will bounce all around the room and eventually hit the sensor so the main flash triggers. When you are outdoors, there is no bouncing.

SO... I took a little handheld makeup mirror and angled it toward my main flash. This blocked the dinky pop up flash and sent the beam of light towards the main flash to trigger it.

I was lying on the wet morning grass, holding a camera in one hand, a mirror in the other, trying to aim the mirror exactly toward the main flash, making crazy noises to get Otis's attention, and trying to get the focus point on his face so I didn't get a blurry photo. Also, Otis was much more interested in sniffing things than posing for a photo.

Here is an overhead view that might help explain.

I await all of your comments saying my amazing drawring is clearly AI generated.

Only 30% of the time did the flash actually go off. Aiming the mirror was tricky and I was doing like 8 things at once. I wasn't even sure I got the photo I wanted. But when I came back to the computer there was one that stood out and it is one of my favorites I've ever taken.

It was the best combination of monumental effort, great discomfort, perfect foggy sunrise light, and just pure luck.

Unfortunately, people like me who use advanced sculpting light techniques are getting accused of using AI more and more. Not really sure what to do about it—other than show the 30 awful photos it took to get the good one.

My 80s sunglasses photo and spoon photo get called out the most.

But it's just good old fashioned gradient lighting which has been used in product photography since the days of film.

So, no need to be suspicious.

[hollowedskin]

Photography like sirfrogsworth's is what the fucken AIs were TRAINED on.

[intersectionalpraxis]

"Report: 2.5 millions Sudanese could die from starvation by September."

The RSF -a genocial militia- is mass starving Sudanese people. They are cutting off or denying food access to many through inflation of necessities and it's beyond horrific to see.

This is 5% of the population, and extends to interrelated issues. It has also been reported that roughly 80% of Sudanese people are not able to farm their lands adequately. So please continue to keep eyes on Sudan. Educate yourself, stay informed, and continue to share and donate to GFM's of Sudanese families. I post them on my page as I see them here, as well as when I come across them elsewhere. And as always, free Sudan.

2.5 million South Sudanese Face Severe Hunger, Figures Reveal - CARE

As many as 2.5 million South Sudanese will be living in severe hunger in the next three months, according to figures released today by the I

These are some Sudanese gfm that need your attention and their profiles; i will update the post if I find new fgm for Sudan. FAMILIES WHO N

[esthermika]

[blauequuleus]

I think some of y’all are missing the point reading some of these tags

They’re not saying “wow that’s such a small amount to win.” Cause yeah to every normal person $434M is a life time of money to have.

What they’re pointing out is looking at how much the gov taxed of that $2 billion, makes it glaringly obvious how little actually billionaires are paying in taxes comparatively.

[stuckinapril]

I genuinely feel ashamed that all I can do is write words while more and more Arab people die - but momentum for fundraisers is one of very few things any of us can do at the moment

Please donate to the Sameer Project. They are doing amazing work on the ground. Try to do what you can. Sharing and donating as little as 5 dollars can culminate into a big difference. I have enough of a following to know that we can make a truly big difference if this didn’t simply go ignored bc people decided they’re bored now

[necro-om-nom-nomicon]

Sacabambaspis.

[juney-blues]

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[o-kurwa]

[you-do-not-know]

okay but can i eat that

[beardedmrbean]

Forbidden cake

[gotterhag]

I thought chocolate guy was off the shits

[omegasmileyface]