Queen of Disaster

Drama free, that ain't me. Lauren. 24. NYC. Intersectional Feminist & Nap Enthusiast.

[plzstopcorliss]

[segamascott]

[victusinveritas]

Please do not dislike this skull.

[cursesandcrows]

Me for the last 15 years: im a bit burnt out rn but im sure next week will be different

[slugbus]

autumn/winter affirmations:

7 p.m. is not late

your day is not over at 7 p.m.

you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark

7 p.m. is so early

[letsnotandsaywewantedto]

5 p.m. is not late

your day is not over at 5 p.m.

you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark

5 p.m. is so early

[ginkgo-bilobas]

I was born in the late nineteen hundreds

[argumate]

only nineteen hundreds kids will remember these

[adhoption]

normal brain: I'm a '90s kid

big brain: I was born in the late nineteen hundreds

giant brain: I arose from the final years of the 20th century

galaxy brain: I was brought into this world amongst the dying breaths of the second millennium AD, and grew amidst the warmth of its ashes

[argumate]

born some decades before the Calamity

[just-shower-thoughts]

Can’t think of a single apocalypse or plague movie that anticipated the run on toilet paper.

[pimentogirl]

[homoslovenc]

can’t believe a supernatural gif is aplicable to 2020 events…….. this is definitely the worst possible timeline

[ssaltlicker]

[bakwaaas]

[anxietyproblem]

[olreid]

watching riverdale feels like having a 45-minute-long stroke

[galaxystony]

here’s my contribution to that meme all the kids are doing these days

[thefrizzkid-deactivated20220425]

May you blossom again, when you are burnt out. P.S. I dated the piece wrong and wrote 2016 instead of 2017. My bad!

[racingbarakarts]

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me: 

[kaijudyke]

eddie brock + charlie kelly quotes

dennis bonus:

[gothicprep]

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

[mountainqoats]