It Needs More Pink

The only tumblr to have a 100% guarantee to call bullshit on your shit.

[hambaes-deactivated20151121]

if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak

[tvpixels]

[avengersmemes]

Lmaoooooo

[brolinjosh]

I’m just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I’ve made, largely public.

[gahdamnpunk]

I AM DECEASED 😭😭

for the love of god UNMUTE this

[cancerianprincess]

SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀

[thevibraniumvoid]

The internet is another dimension I swear

[sheridans-dynamos]

Omg Idk whether to laugh or cry

[itneedsmorepink]

I don’t know whether I was laughing or crying but tears, hiccups, and some vague screaming were involved in the watching of this video

[turing-tested]

there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces

[turing-tested]

anyone who’s ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! it’s so good! they’re so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes it’s so pure

[tvpixels]

[hafael-archive]

No, no, no. You’re wrong. There are way more things I hate about Chidi than like about him. Like what?

[kumagawa]

[dynastylnoire]

CHECK

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

I….

[stream]

Halloween (1978) dir. John Carpenter

[greensea-iza]

”Yeah. Y’know all that stuff was bad Kp, but you know what was worse? Spending a whole summer away from you”

[fakebreast]

[milkshakecerise-deactivated2020]

#mood

[shiniesunderthefridge]

Michael Myers ain’t got nothin’ on Kevin McCallister.

[ruinedchildhood]

[twitterlols]

brock turners neighbors are not playing at all

[speciesofleastconcern]

[inactiveaccount12345678]

My roomba is scared of thunderstorms

I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles

I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap

[systlin]

Humans will pack bond with anything. 

[apostatively]

I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. “If something’s in a damaged box I have to get it because I’m afraid no one else will love it,” she laughed nervously.

Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers.

[a-dull-glow]

I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said “is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?” And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.

[your-friendly-neighbohood-black]

I saw this post once but IT GOT EVEN BETTER

[lbtqap-ladies-n-nbs]

Being biromantic is just as important part of the bi community as being bisexual.

Not all bi people are both bisexual and biromantic, some are asexual or aromantic.