not impressed

Elizabeth, friends & family call me Liz & if my middle named were Anya, it'd sound like Lasagna... I'm 17 years old

[catchymemes]

[eroticfriendfictions]

Do you know how much money we would save, Lin?

[catchingthefunnies]

Same

[versaceslut]

[thingsmakemelaughoutloud]

This my favorite picture I have ever seen - Funny and Hilarious -

[irreluhventt]

somebody write this on my tombstone

[aupu-deactivated20150627]

[seducin]

parents: why don’t you do anything me: minimalism

[brownpropaganda-deactivated2015]

[breakfastburritoe]

obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA

[fororchestra]

Mozart GIF idea I made before I go to bed. Goodnight.

[coolglasseskyle]

im literally shitting myself

[zoomofos]

[badnatured]

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

[just-shower-thoughts]

“If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best” is a very good quote if it was originally said by Magikarp

[just-shower-thoughts]

When the Hulk gives up and reverts to Bruce Banner, he just rage quit.

[huffpost]

[animal-factbook]

Giraffes are extremely egocentric and will take your vehicle whenever he or she feel like it. They are inconsiderate of your emotions and will not care if you yell at them. Because of this behaviour they have been in many fights with human beings since the beginning of human existence and their long neck is a evolutionary trait of avoiding being slapped in the face.

[anthonyamorim]

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

[sublimesublemon]

#dad jokes game on a whole other level