Go Rad or Go Home

WOOOORD! It is I, extreme sports legend, Chaz McFreely, at your service! ((Chaz McFreely from MySims RP blog))

[altemo3]

things you can jack:

my meat perhaps?

things you can’t jack:

my swag

[mytholgy]

I want to go on a roadtrip. I want to sleep in crappy motels. I want to sing along to happy songs while driving. I want to watch the sun rise in a different city every morning. I want to take pictures of new places. I just want to go.

[v-lucas]

FX Fire torch animation test

[love-abia]

Burn to Sparkle by Abi Ashra (Tumblr)

[roleplayiiings]

Christmas Sentence Starters!

❝wait, so… santa’s not real?❞

❝don’t you dare tell him/her santa’s not real!❞

❝i can’t believe you told him/her santa’s not real!❞

❝i got you a gift.❞

❝you got me a gift?❞

❝i thought we said no gifts?❞

❝i know we said not gifts, but i got you one anyway.❞

❝i found a stray (animal of choice), and i couldn’t leave it alone, so it’s your christmas gift!❞

❝i wanna put the star on top of the tree!❞

❝you wanna put the star on top of the tree?❞

❝i’m too short to put the star on top of the tree.❞

❝you’re too short to put the star on top of the tree.❞

❝here, i’ll lift you up so you can put the star on top of the tree.❞

❝those decorations are horrendous!❞

❝those decorations are beautiful!❞

❝wanna decorate the tree with me this year?❞

❝i don’t like your decorating skills, so i’m gonna do it by myself this year, but you can watch!❞

❝i want a/n (animal of choice) for christmas!❞

❝what do you want for christmas?❞

❝are you crazy? it’s freezing outside!❞

❝let’s go outside and play in the snow!❞

❝is it snowing?❞

❝man, it never snows! i wish it would!❞

❝how about we just stay inside and cuddle all day?❞

❝let’s go have some hot chocolate!❞

❝i want some hot chocolate!❞

❝i don’t drink hot chocolate.❞

❝hey! don’t throw snow balls at me!❞

❝ha! i dropped a snowball in your shirt!❞

❝i’m not getting you anything.❞

❝i don’t really have anyone to spend christmas with.❞

❝i’d rather spend christmas with you.❞

❝i can’t spend christmas with you this year.❞

❝you can’t spend christmas with me this year?❞

❝is that mistletoe?❞

❝you don’t have to kiss me… mistletoe is a stupid tradition anyway.❞

❝don’t you dare get me anything.❞

❝christmas is stupid.❞

❝i’m not doing anything for christmas.❞

[ackersnow-deactivated20170117]

CHRISTMAS STARTERS

( assorted prompts that are all bedecked with christmas themes. from salty, to ecstatic, to indifferent - feel free to change up the context, pronouns, or words ! )

❛❛ All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet. ❜❜ ❛❛ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, I’ll burn it. ❜❜ ❛❛ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ What do you mean, Santa isn’t real? ❜❜ ❛❛ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my year’s regrets. ❜❜  ❛❛ You always give the best presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me get a picture of this for the memories. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas party at your house! ❜❜ ❛❛ I swear to god, if you give me a ‘dick-in-a-box’ for Christmas again- ❜❜ ❛❛ It’s snowing! ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals fun times. ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals broken bones. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please stop saying ‘Christmas is coming’ in Stark’s voice. ❜❜  ❛❛ Are you really setting traps for Santa — ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Don’t eat the cookies & milk I’m leaving on the table, unless your name is Santa. ❜❜ ❛❛ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house. ❜❜ ❛❛ Wanna help with the pudding? ❜❜ ❛❛ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜   ❛❛ I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it. ❜❜ ❛❛ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster? ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you coming to the Christmas party? ❜❜ ❛❛ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights – ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me help with the gift-wrapping. ❜❜ ❛❛ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol. ❜❜ ❛❛ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ❜❜  ❛❛ Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you telling me you don’t put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? ❜❜ ❛❛ Is this what you do every Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! It’s Christmas. ❜❜         ❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas is just another day. What’s the big deal? ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas should be six months long - not one. ❜❜     

[flowerinaflame]

[torielapis-deactivated20161231]

@thermalgoggles

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

Fun Christmas idea:

Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

Mistlefoe™

[wartortles-deactivated20180708]

how to get laid

1. light-up heelys

[geneva-diva]

[jessicakatelyn]

[n1ghtcrawlers]

[gunbound]

https://instagram.com/p/9TcZT9ujEq/

[matchagirl]

https://instagram.com/p/BMNH9UOB3uR/

[macromoth-deactivated20161203]

[vesface]

[nonpsychotic]