[sunbathing-animal]

[latenights]

The goal is to laugh forever with someone you take seriously.

[meganmayday]

[teamsocoollike]

Me: I am going to accomplish so many things today!

Body: You are going to take a 4 hour nap.

[meatpulp]

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

[universeofmemes]

Just got this snap from the mother-in-law

[nobraska]

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[licensehaver-deactivated2025061]

*sees one cop drive by* damn. way too many cops out today

[moongoth666]

[local-graveyard]

[knowing]

[adrenaline]

[evilspice]

[dannydino11]

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

[heavenisaplaceonearthwithyooou]

[shes-a-maslaniac]

idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time