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UK Harry Potter

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Second year finished!

I can't wait to binge read all the books, binge watch all the films and binge play all the computer games!

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World Book Day 2003

I feel like I need to share this story that has *clearly* not had a look-term bitter effect on me... So it was a few months after The Chamber of Secrets film had been released and I was desperate to go as Hermione to by school's Harry Potter themed World Book Day. But my mum had a different idea and told me that I wouldn't win best costume if I went as Hermione because every other girl in the class would be doing the same. She told me Ginny would be a great idea and no one else would be going as her because none of my classmates were ginger (I wasn't ginger either mum do you see the pattern???) Anyway she made me this wig out of bright orange wool stuck to a headband, I mean I appreciate her effort and stuff but that 'wig' was not cute and I looked like some sort of Tweenies character. Needless to say, I was the only Ginny, surrounded by a class of Hermiones and cats, I had to wear this hot woolly thing on my head all day, and I didn't even win the prize - a boy dressed as Dobby in a dirty ripped vest top and some shorts did. I did get a great homemade broom though and no one else had one except that one really spoilt kid who had the plastic version of a Nimbus 2000 and mine was definitely more authentic looking.

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When the person who invented the entire thing is crying over what's been written, you know there's true passion and commitment involved.

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2nd of May 1998 Also known as the day Voldemort realised he had let his dandruff problem get out of hand.

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He really should’ve looked into better shampoo

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Head and shoulders would have done him wonders

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2nd of May 1998 Also known as the day Voldemort realised he had let his dandruff problem get out of hand.

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“It’s not much, but it’s home.”

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It makes me sad that the films didn’t focus on the Weasley’s backstory as much as the books did. The relationship between Harry and the family was so pure, yet he still felt like he owed them so much just for loving him unconditionally.

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Dramione

Although I'm not big on the apparent need to make every spin off type fanfic relationship based, I think the thought of Draco and Hermione is so cute. It probably has something to do with all the chemistry between Emma and Tom during filming and interviews and stuff, they just seemed so cute

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So excited!

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Whenever I see pictures of the wands together I always think some of them would make such nice curtain poles. Like what better way for a potterhead to low key decorate their house than to have wand carvings featured in every room?

[fanonical]

the fact that, according to beedle the bard, hogwarts used to have a theatre department amuses me no end

imagine an amateur hogwarts production of high school musical

with draco as troy

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and harry as gabriella

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Susan Bones would definitely be Kelsi

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This just gets funnier the longer I watch it “Guurrrl did you put your name into the goblet of FIYAHHH?!”

[alrightevans]

social media aus make everything better lmao literally imagine the harry potter books + social media. second year someone snapchats a picture of literal death threats written on the walls in blood captioned ‘’hogwarts its the safest place in the world’ lmao bitch where??’ fourth year #potterstinks is trending locally on twitter. sixth year story gets out about harry’s conversation with snape and everybody in the gryffindor group chat changes their name to ‘roonil wazlib’ for a week. draco bitching about harry on yik yak as if the entire school doesn’t know for a fact its him. 

[jiilys]

if i may

Hogwarts girls all sharing pinterest boards of the ideal yule ball #aesthetic

Fred and george’s twitters being #1 in the school because they post stuff like: ‘Filch’s office has a nice carpet it would be a shame if someone… replaced it with ants… hmm… imagine… swarms of ants… in Flich’s office… right at this moment…’

Inquisitorial Squad has a facebook page which it’s compulsory to like but no matter how hard they try they can’t get anyone to like their new profile pic of all of them posing like absolute white boys outside the greenhouses

Dumbledore is the Cher of Hogwarts Twitter

Colin Creevy’s snapchat story basically just being videos of Harry sleeping with captions like ‘the boy who sleeps!!!!!!’

Moaning Mertle having 38 minute long youtube videos that have 2 views

A reddit thread of ‘Where is Sirius Black???’ and someone keeps posting dog puns on it but no one knows who it is

Dumbledore has to ask everyone at the start of term feast to stop creating fake McGonagall Instagram’s that are just full of cat pictures with captions like ‘my damn hair was a CAT-astrophe today’  

YAHOO ANSWERS: ‘if I was trying to sneak a bunch of cloaked figures into school without anyone noticing in order to redeem my father in the eyes of Death Eater Jesus how would I do that I am asking for a friend’

MORE YAHOO ANSWERS: ‘how to tell entire class of students that teacher is a werewolf without arousing suspicion’

FUCKING YAHOO ANSWERS MAN: ‘is it bad to keep dragon inside wooden house’ and then ‘spell to rebuild wall of wooden house after enormous fire’

Slughorn would be one of those instagramers who tag everything with about 3939 tags like #followforafollow #likeforalike #f4f #funny #hilarious #lol #popular #fitness #instalike #inspiration #love #hate even when the photo is literally just a shot of his thumb

I could go on for years oh my god can you picture McClaggans Facebook where he tags Hermione in every fitness photo until she is forced to unfriend him

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Out of nowhere people start getting followed by someone called @Thesiriusblack on instagram and all it has is a “surprise bitch, I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me” meme

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Okay this is so weird and I'm the only person I know who ships this but dean/luna? From that whole line in hpdh where he was like "come on luna" and held his hand out to her and she took it and followed him up the stairs in shell cottage and I was never the same again??? Ever?????

I consider this ship’s feelings: Mutual | Mixed | Strange | Awkward | Platonic | Sibling-like | One-sided | They don’t really like each other

I’d consider the relationship: Healthy | Awkward | Abusive | Doesn’t work properly | They’d never get together |

Children: No | Yes | They’d think about it

General Opinion: okay so like i never really thought of this ship before but it’s still sosososos damn cute like it’s not weird at all! just a rare pair :D

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DON’T WORRY ANON ME TOO

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Dunno, I always think of them both as quite independent characters… Like Luna is weird af but she doesn’t know/care what others think of her, and Dean always seems to be a bit in his own little world, especially when he’s not around muggle borns who understand more what he is talking about…

[kageyahma-remade]

Yeah, I get what you mean. These characters are quite different and they wouldn’t be a pairing I’d think of when it comes to compatibility, because they seem so separate to each other. I think it’s super cute in theory though

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Definitely, they're two of my favourites, also imagine how cute their kids would be...

[fanonical]

tbh if i were a painting in the hp universe id just sit on a wall and scream all day like fair enough mrs black

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Hermione: Harry, no.

Harry: Read at 20:45✓