Quack

Just your average duck

[dare-i-say-asexual]

reblog if ur blog is anti-nazi

if ur a nazi or neo-nazi or support nazi ideologies let this be a fucking harsh message that ur not welcome on this blog and I hope you get socked in the face

[i-am-a-fish]

time to shed this silly mortal form of mine

[its-the-duck]

Not in front of the children dangit-

[its-the-duck]

Greetings fellow followers!

Sorry for the lack of posts! You see, our human neighbors are hunters, and were trying to hunt my friends and family. We had to evacuate to a nearby cave, and sadly it didn't have wifi. To keep you all up to date, my wife and I are now safe in our old pond with our friends completely safe! My children finally hatched from their eggs, and are waddling around the pond happily and freely! Hope you all are having a fantastic day!

[its-the-duck]

Are you aware that your wife is a male duck??

Why yes, I am aware that my wife was born male! But as she prefers to be known as female, I've decided to call her that! :)Now if you're wondering about where my kids came from, that's another story.

[pucikat-deactivated20180307]

Every Day I’m Shufflin’.

[its-the-duck]

Ask box is open to all creatures! Ask me,the duck!

[its-the-duck]

New Years Pond Party!!!

Attention all ducks and animals of Tumblr! Me and Barbra are going to have a celebration at the pond for New Years! Everyone is invited,even your kids! If you have eggs that need sitting we've got a friend who can take care of that! We're so excited for 2018! Hope we don't have to deal with too much like 2017. See you there!

[its-the-duck]

I'm very concerned about a man named Santa Claus and why he breaks into people's homes.

[i-am-a-fish]

I gotta go to bed now or santa won’t break into my house

[its-the-duck]

Who's santa and why is he breaking into people's homes ??? I'm concerned ???

[its-the-duck]

Moving!

One of my babies almost rolled down a hill resently! It's a good thing I'm quick on my feet! Me and Barbra are currently moving nests,as our nest is going to be replaced with an apartment. Atleast we'll still be near our favorite pond! It'll get some getting used to the other side of the pond.

[its-the-duck]

Net neutrality is important!

I,as a duck,and new to this life of the internet,am very concerned and I can't make human currency! Please! Let's spread the news to others that don't know! Or you might never get to see your favorite duck and his wife! Maybe never get to see his kids! Or maybe you won't be able to see a friendly fish! Let's save the internet!

[its-the-duck]

Sorry I haven't been on a lot! I've just been busy with duck business! So here's a picture of my children! I'm so excited to see them hatch! :D

[i-am-a-fish]

If net neutrality disappears then that means only rich people will be able to access Tumblr so just to be safe we need to post memes that the rich people will like so we all have a chance at being Tumblr famous after we can’t afford the internet anymore

[lonelypaperbagtrash-deactivated]

U RITE

[i-am-a-fish]

Here, I’ll start us off:

[its-the-duck]

William always eats the crumpets dear fish friend,how rude of him.

[its-the-duck]

:D Everyone!!! My wife is pregnant!!! I'm gonna be a father!!!

[malelavellan]

hey duck

[malelavellan]

youre no good duck

[malelavellan]

youre never gonna be shit

[malelavellan]

ya just like ya fatha

[malelavellan]

stop telling me to leave the duck alone he knows what he did

[its-the-duck]

What did I do? Was it not inviting you to the barbecue? I sent you the invitation but you never saw it :<

[its-the-duck]

Everyone here's my wife!

Her name is Barbra! Isn't she beautiful? :)

[its-the-duck]

My first day on the internet and I'm already being hurt