Incorrect Kpop Quotes

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[its-tuestay]

Chanyeol, to Baekhyun: If the coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?

[its-tuestay]

For whoever is actually still here (ty btw 😊), I just wanted to say that this blog is going to be under renovation. Ik I never post regularly anyway, but I just want to take some time to figure out what I want to do with this blog and actually get back on track to regularly posting. I think I’m going to focus on just kpop stuff from now on.

Thanks for understanding! Hope y’all have a great day!!

[its-tuestay]

Hyunjin: “Money doesn’t buy happiness” they say?

Hyunjin: Okay then, give it to me and I’ll show you how it’s done.

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Jisung: You can tell a lot about a person’s mood by looking at their hands.

Jisung: For example, if someone is holding a gun, they are probably angry.

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Jisung: This Halloween, I’m going as a disappointment to my family.

Hyunjin: At least you don’t have to buy a costume.

[its-tuestay]

Seungmin: I wish I were a unicorn.

Jeongin: So you could do magic?

Seungmin: So I could stab idiots with my head.

[madpenfan]

DISPATCH HAS CAUGHT YOU WITH AN IDOL AND ARE ABOUT TO SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP!!

Reblog this post with the most recent photo of an idol to see who you were caught with

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[cookie-joong]

@sominniej xnkskskak

[yo-imnot-usingthis-bloganymore]

these are my 3 most recent im screaming skdnkswmfbjsbdjs oh my gOD sanha san and wooyoung- yes please

@mingisky @bangchansmullet0310 @loveformars @incorrectkids-admin @babie-brightman

[loveformars]

bruh I’m so sad rn🥺 but ALSO FUCKING HELL YEAH!! MF WONHO IS A CATCH😳😍

Imma tag @lluyangyang @icantsleepsoooo @incorrectstraykidz @strayyeets @straywaffles

[incorrectstraykidz]

SDGHFDGH I get Jisung omg

@eboy-hendery @its-tuestay

[its-tuestay]

Thanks for tagging me @incorrectstraykidz!

Yesss we’re bringing back mullet JB 😍

[its-tuestay]

Jisung: Liars can’t call themselves liars because then they’ll be telling the truth.

Felix: If soap falls on the ground, is the ground clean or the soap dirty?

Chan, a tired mother of 7: If only y’all had been this philosophical in school.

[its-tuestay]

Jeongin: My stomach growled super loudly in French omg.

Jeongin: I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak in French. It growled in French class, I apologize.

Chan: Bonjour

Felix: le growl

Jisung: Hon hon feed me a baguette

Seungmin: Why do I even spend my time with you guys?

[its-tuestay]

Felix: Why is the climate trying to change?

Felix: Like bro, don’t worry and just be yourself.

[its-tuestay]

Seungmin, holding a badminton racket: Hey Felix, where’s the shuttlecock?

Felix: *freezes*

Felix: Oh my god, he’s still on the train!

[its-tuestay]

Chan: Oh my god, did you put glitter in the laundry detergent?

Felix: Oh yeah. Jisung and I are experimenting with some new entrepreneurial ideas. That one's called Sparkle Suds. Dress loud.

Chan: Will you stop putting glitter in everything? This morning you put glitter in the butter.

Jisung, appearing next to Felix with pink glitter on his face: Disco Dairy. Spread the party.

[its-tuestay]

Woojin: Let’s parkour car in this spot.

Felix: That-that’s not how it works.

[its-tuestay]

[Stray Kids at a cafe]

Jisung: Which sea creatures are the shyest?

Jisung: Koi fish!

The rest of Stray Kids: *turns to look at Chan*

Chan: I told him to follow his dreams, but I didn’t know he’d become a stand up comedian.

Minho: And a very bad one at that.

[its-tuestay]

Jisung: I don’t want doves released at my wedding. Find me something unique.

[The next day]

Jisung: *finds ‘how to order alligators in bulk’ in the browser history of his laptop*

[its-tuestay]

Chan: They say you’re either an early bird or night owl.

Chan: But me?

Chan: I’m just some sort of permanently exhausted pidgeon.

[its-tuestay]

Jeongin, waiting for Chan to stop working: Bland, boring Chan.

Jeongin: If he were a spice, he’d be flour.