well

life is a joke and im the punchline.

[iero]

My love for the Internet has ruined my sense of humor because I’ve been laughing at this meme for the past five minutes.

[electric-boys-deactivated202011]

[ampervadasz]

[humansofnewyork]

“I’m closing the chapter with my last job.  I was a research engineer.  I really loved the work, and I felt like I belonged, and my colleagues were like my family.  But recently we were bought by an American company, and a lot of people were laid off.  Maybe that’s a normal thing in America, but in France we’re not so used to this mentality.  So it was quite a traumatizing thing for me.  Many of these people had families.  Some of them were older and won’t be able to find new jobs.  It kept me up at night thinking about it.  It made me question a lot of things.  So a few weeks ago I decided to quit.  And before I start a new job, I’m going to travel by myself for two months.  Just to turn the page.  This is the first day of my journey.  I’ve never done anything like this before.  I’m nervous, I’m anxious, I’m excited.  I have no idea what to expect.  I’ve never spent this much time alone, and I know I’ll have to think about stuff.  Personal stuff that I’ve never had to think about before.  Because I was too busy with work.  But those things were always there, whether I thought about them or not.  So I think I’m doing something that I should have done a long time ago.” (Montreal, Canada)

[mothric]

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

[natrasharomanova]

i work at a children's hospital. as per hospital regulations, all employees have to go through regular fire safety trainings. most of it is pretty standard. and then there's the Baby Vest.

it looks like this:

it fits six babies. and in the event of a fire we're literally supposed to just put it on, fill it with babies, and then evacuate the building.

[pileofknives]

strapped with multiple babies in holsters like a golden age pirate

[cunninghamchrissie]

i talk a big game abt wanting to live in the woods but i couldn’t survive smth like this

[bob-belcher]

Fleabag S01E04

[thisblogisinactivesorrey]

[bitchvirgo]

big fan of water bottles tbh. you put water in them and then you can drink it and then you can put more in??? love it

[angelswithdreams]

i honestly believe human beings are not meant to live like this. we are meant to live in loving communities and be around nature every day and grow our own food and create art and not work day and night until we die. this longing for another life is not human nature, it’s a symptom of modern society.

[todaysbird]

so the goats at my work were being mean

[tparadox]

Bad and naughty kids get shame orbs put on their heads.

[tiktoks-we-like]

[heathyr]

The way they say “shrubbery” gets me e v e r y time

[carrionthird]

[I deserve… husband of the year award.

I just dropped my husband and his family off at the airport, got some coffee, made it home… and he calls me… to say… tsa wouldn’t let them bring their 80$ lush hair… product onto the flight and it was too late to check it back. *zooms in on his face* so he hid it in a bush.

so guess who’s going back to the airport? *voice cracking* to dig through some shrubbery?

we’re here.

*montage of him getting to the shrub in silence and collecting the bag*

that was. so shady.

there was a whole family sitting on the bench in front of the bush and I had to be like *high pitched nasally voice* ‘excuse me, just gotta… heh! just gotta reach in there real quick.’

*running the product through his hair* if he thinks he’s getting this back he’s wrong.]

[jvgsjeff]

[backpackfullofplums]

In case you aren’t familiar, Michael Scott Moore and David Rohde are both journalists. Moore was held by Somali pirates for 977 days. Rohde was held captive by the Taliban for 7 months after being abducted in Afghanistan.

[cluegrrl]

To The Surprise of Nobody, American Concentration Camps less humane than Somali pirates and the Taliban…

[eastegg-deactivated20200528]

mentally i am living in a cabin in the middle of nowhere in the woods of oregon and it’s foggy and i am wearing a big sweater and baking banana bread

[digivolvin]

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

[digivolvin]

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

[digivolvin]

then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

[digivolvin]

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it: 

my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.

[thedevilsofficialblog]

That’s how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley

[revolutionarykoolaid]

Alabama Woman Who Lost Pregnancy in Shooting Is Charged in Fetus’s Death

Marshae Jones was five months pregnant when she was shot in the stomach. The police say she initiated a fight that led to the shooting.

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.

Marshae Jones was shot in 2018 during an argument. She was 5-months pregnant at the time and the trauma ended the pregnancy. While charges were dropped against the shooter, the survivor, Marshae Jones is now being charged with manslaughter for starting the argument. Black and indigenous women are almost always the first targets of policies that attempt to steal autonomy over their own bodies from women. Marshae is clearly the victim in this situation, yet she now faces a hefty prison sentence for being shot. She is being held on a $50,000 bail. This is absolutely disgusting, and we must end both the system of cash bail and the prison industrial complex that seeks to criminalize black, brown, and working class white people at every opportunity. #SayHerName