First of all, so sorry Iāve not been around. Iāve fallen in love with FFXIV SO hard. Iāve been playing it like itās my job. lol
So, the other day, I decided to run a dungeon called Haukke Manor for XP. Itās about half my level, but Iām finally comfortable with the maze. (I have a shit sense of direction.)
I get in, and some guy named Kris pipes up and saidĀ āFirst time here!ā and the others go āYeah, this is like my second time.ā Okay. Cool, Iām in the lead here. I tell them theyāll do great. I donāt think I need to sayĀ āFollow meā to the newbies, because in every other fucking dungeon Iāve run, thatās what itās meant.
This little shithead keeps peeling off and getting totally lost. I sayĀ āIām in X room that you were just in, Iāll stay here, come back to meā, orĀ āTell me where you are, Iāll come get youā. He keeps getting more lost and the other newbies donāt know whether to follow him or me, so the problem just keeps getting compounded.
I finally tell everyone to regroup at the beginning, and nobody but me does. Kris has been telling them he knows where to go! Um, no. So I have to ask them to stay where they are and that Iād come to them. AGAIN.Ā
They get lost because of him nine times. (ETA a few times because I forgot them.)
I finally catch up, and this asshat is still telling the others he knows where to go. We get up to near the big boss, and Iām goingĀ āOver hereā, and then this little prick lays it out -Ā āI told you I was a first-timer, and you shouldāve known that means I need to look at every room.ā
Then he told me he knows how to defeat the boss. No, you donāt.
We get like 90 minutes to run that dungeon. It takes more like 10 when someone shows you where to go. We almost ran out of time because of this shithead.
If I ever see that little crap again, Iām just gonna boot myself out of the dungeon. I donāt give a shit about the penalty.
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