there's a monster inside all of us

em. adult. loves fantasy, spooky things, problematic characters, and monster romance.

[anasabdin]

warmth

[future-crab]

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

[babymorte]

i know they say no one is coming to save you but why the fuck not

[trainingseasons]

I need a day between every day to recover from the day before

[tadpole-apocalypse]

Tabitha Scarlet

[essieincinci]

mood: i want to read a story exactly like one of my favorite stories i’ve read a thousand times but not THAT story because i’ve read it a thousand times and i want to read a new one but it should be exactly like this one.

[thegikitiki]

The Heart of a Javelin…

   AMC Gremlin, 1972

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[imagine-darksiders]

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

[mactiir]

obsessed with mass market paperbacks. their pleasing rectangular proportions. how they fit badly in a hoodie pocket so you can drag them around everywhere with you like a temporary little buddy. the way they fit in your hand because they're MADE for human hands and not as bookshelf decoration. the way the pages feel when you riffle them gently with your thumb. How pristine and crisp they look when you get them and how creased and folded they look when you're done, even if you try to be nice to them. how that wear is okay, how that's correct actually, because they're made with the philosophy that books aren't meant to be PRETTY, they're meant to be read. that little ripple new ones get on the left side from where you hold them when you're reading, the way the ripple only goes as far as you've read, because u change stories by reading as they are changing you. how you can find thousands of these creased and folded and loved little dudes in every thrift store and used book shop and neighborhood library and you can instantly see the ones that someone carried around in a backpack for weeks or read to pieces or gave up on halfway through because they wear being read like fresh snow wears footprints. I love these poorly made, subpar little rectangles so much. truly the people's books.

[butch--dan]

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

[feysandschild]

you seem pretty avoidant for a girl so desperate for love

[evilvillain123456789]

I CLAIM THE ABUNDANCE THAT IS COMING TO ME NOW 🌈🙏💖✨ *falls asleep and dreams of a skeletal figure atop a black horse carrying iron scales*

[lacteaway]

VICTOR GIDEON PLUSHIE?!?!!?!

YAHHOOOOOOOOOOO

it's parasite-up-his-ass-man's.... PLUSHIE.

The guy is 10cm big.

So how does it work?

The plan for making him looks like this

To break it down for you:

Right now the plushie is in the petition stage. We need at least 100 people to make him real. If it fails - he won't see the light of day.

During the campaign more people can join, but now it won't be a reservation, but rather directly buying the plushie.

Once the campaign ends - it's time to make him and ship to all of you!!

If you hit 100 - free sticker. If you hit 200 - free keychain!

If he won't make it to a 100 during petition you get your money back.

‼️‼️‼️ Despite what your Paypal account shows, it DOES NOT charge the full thing. The actual payment for now is ONLY 2,98$

I think it's only PayPal issue.

SPREAD THE WORD, LET THE WORLD KNOW THE LITTLE GUY WANTS A FAMILY. You can share the link on any socials you want - the more the better!! For a 100 sales you'll get a free sticker and for 200 - a free keychain!

Da LINK

[sharkflan]

sometimes the lighting makes it look like he has one little tooth and i think that’s kinda cute

[zodiac-rave]

I think Grace should also get a chainsaw

[filmnoirsbian]

I have so much love and respect for women who are honest about their own loneliness but also find the good in it like when audrey hepburn said “I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel” and when charlotte bronte said “I care for myself. The more solitary, the more friendless, the more unsustained I am, the more I will respect myself” and when jenny slate said “I think I’ve come to terms with the fact that there will always be a ribbon of loneliness running through who I am. But that’s why I want to do comedy, and why I want to connect with people. You can use that ribbon to be a part of a finer tapestry, or you can choke yourself out with it! Your choice!” and when mary oliver said “whoever you are, no matter how lonely, the world offers itself to your imagination, calls to you like the wild geese, harsh & exciting - over & over announcing your place in the family of things”