It's all okay.

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab

[finalposs]

@mmmskulljuice

[mmmskulljuice]

look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!

[mrbeefgnaw]

“am crab.” “am also crab–wait a minute” “…YOOOOOOOOOOO” “YOOOOOOOOOOOO”

[coelasquid]

“Same crab!” “Same crab!”

[tachylyte]

*realizes I exist outside of my own perceptions of myself and that people probably talk about me sometimes* what the fuck

[stability]

[ninetails-deactivated20240104]

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

[thebrooklyninenine]

because no amount of gifs could do this scene justice

[advanced-procrastination]

“Yass queen” with a completely emotionless face will always be the best line of the whole series.

[antifamutant]

This is so advanced tho.

[urexfriendsister]

one time in 2007 i crashed the entire club penguin website. it was down for 2 days. i was banned for life. 

[urexfriendsister]

many of you have asked, and so i shall give: 

in 2007, my older brother gave me a small piece of information that would soon result in the shutdown of Club Penguin for a few days. he taught me a glitch in the club penguin system that, when sitting in the coffee shop, would make your penguin sit on the ceiling of the coffee shop instead. 

and with this piece of information, i took off. i spent hours going to every server over and over, saying the same message: everyone meet in the coffee shop tomorrow at 7 pm in the snowball server. i did this in every single server, in every location i could find.

then, finally, 7 pm the next day arrived. snowball had a population rating of 5. penguins poured into the coffee shop, all awaiting my instructions. i then gave the next message, that of the glitch. i told everyone to wait exactly 3 minutes, then perform the glitch. they did. every penguin in the coffee shop was suddenly on the ceiling, and either the club penguin coding or the club penguin offices had no idea what to do, and no way to take us down. for a small glimpse of time, we ruled victorious – nothing and no one could stop us. 

every great kingdom awaits its downfall, however. eventually, the website crashed. no one could go on the website for 2 days after that. my penguin was banned for life. 

[mens-rights-activia]

Bruh deadass, I reblogged one of those tumblr money posts last night and this nigga at work just gave me a cheque for helping him out 😳

[pervocracy]

Everyone goes on about how algorithmically-targeted ads are so creepily precise that they know everything about you, but I still can’t convince my Google ads that I’m not pregnant, I don’t own a horse, and my purchase of a home thermostat was a one-time thing and not the start of a comprehensive thermostat collection.

[d1rtypaws]

Me yelling for my own cookie brownie while my friend desperately tries to order Domino’s

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[bastionkeeper]

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

[forestofdenial-deactivated20190]

[laughingmistresssuggestions]

while making others happy is a noble task, be sure to remember that your own happiness matters as well.

[queen-ofxthe-clouds]

I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

[the-last-of-the-frosty-boys]

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

[such-justice-wow]

Conspiracy theory: staff started the @staff thing so no one would know you’re meant to @support and they wouldn’t have to do work

[such-justice-wow]

No one is reblogging this which obviously means I’m onto something

[misplaced-syllables-deactivated]

u ever look at someone u used to be obsessed with and be like FOR WHAT

[xenosagaepisodeone]

my dad is the mc for my cousins wedding and him and my mom are doing some “marriage is the end…..am I right fellas?!” Type banter for the audience but then my grandpa gets up in the middle of it and yells “no!!! You have to be nice to your wife all the time!!! All the time!!”

[emospritelet]

Grandpa knows where it’s at