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Simone. Artist.

[jaubaius]

Art Car with singing fish and lobster

[propheticfire]

The above caption egregious omits that the fish and lobsters are singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

[ampervadasz]

[bunjywunjy]

sippy

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic. who can say. but iced drinks. its clear. they can see the ice. they can see if its still frozen. they look you in the eye and they know you were standing in line fifteen minutes ago and made the conscious, deliberate decision to get a mocha frap instead of being on time. and then you made ANOTHER conscious, deliberate decision to bring it into the meeting with you, informing everyone in attendance that on your list of priorities, each and every one of them ranks firmly below one (1) mocha frappuchino.

[manokein-blog]

[arkhamknignt-archive]

[pettycentral]

[emmhauer]

[gentlemanbones]

I had a rude-ass dream last night. Some disembodied voice said “Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?” I’m a fan of jokes and do what voices tell me in my dreams, so I say “Yeah, sure.” Then my 8 AM alarm goes off.

Prick.

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

Holy shit

[infected]

mugimeshi323

[ampervadasz]

[cybergata]

Life is a Disco Ball!

[a-flickering-soul]

squid pillow squid piLLOW SQUID PILLOW

[a-flickering-soul]

one…….tentacle…….

[a-flickering-soul]

tentacles……………c o m p l e t e

[a-flickering-soul]

every day you grow more beautiful…….

[a-flickering-soul]

SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE

[eternainocencia]

beno siendo beno

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

Gonna be honest I have a very vague understanding of what a 7 year old is. I know it’s a child. But what grade they’d be in, how much they would know about like, i dont know, science, or like, how big they would be. I have no idea. I have no idea what a 7 year old is. 

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

So they are weaponized…

[kyleehenke]

its the simple things in life

[moistyaoi]

“this vine doesnt look very funny but why does it have notes” *clicks the audio on* I was wrong

[catchymemes]

Jack Black walks by couple, accidentally turns them into a 'Distracted Boyfriend' meme

[1five1two]

Tiny mushrooms growing on a Douglas fir pine cone.

[as-warm-as-choco]

[cruisinwithjah]

i love everything about this

[its-films-squid]

When they say “boys will be boys” this is what they mean

[wizardshark]

i literally quote this video DAILY. The last millisecond where they all lose it, just a loud OUUAUAHH– cut off