[joltick-archive]

when for the whole day you’ve been planning on eating something and you go to open the fridge and it turns out someone else ate it. im on mobile someone add a picture

[generalcrozier]

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

Male writer: This female character that I’m writing has a deep dark secret.

Male writer: Something so horrible that she can’t tell a soul…

Male writer: This female character has literally the saddest back story anyone could ever imagine and no man could ever love her because of it and she cries herself to sleep every single night because she’s such a monster.

Male writer: She’s……………… infertile.

[kitfreeman]

#you can say joss whedon it’s okay

[weirdvintage]

“Female Perversions–Sex and the Lesbian” by Dr. Albert Reissner, MD.  1965

- Some chapter highlights include:

Will marriage cure the lesbian?

“Why wasn’t I born a boy?”

Lesbians as frigid females (via, and you could buy it used on Amazon!)

[exclusionaryhomosexual-deactiva]

~the homosexual fear of normal sex~

getting the P in the V is their only preoccupation and our rejection is the main reason we are hated

left or right it doesn’t matter, this is their problem with us

[spearmint-milkshake]

A dude at uni today said he wanted to do a doctorate because his wife is a doctor and he doesn’t like the fact that she gets called “doctor” and he doesn’t.

[whiskey-and-c41]

omg why are men so fragile

[heliotrope-sard-deactivated2016]

Sounds very much like he isn’t even proud of his wife for all the hard work she did - it’s all obscured by his jealously 

[pentragons]

“You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?”

[charlesoberonn]

I was discussing representation of gender in fiction and I was thinking about how the ‘dead wife’ and ‘dead mom’ tropes are way too common in fiction and there was a big imbalance in killing prominently female characters.

But instead of articulating that point I just said “More husbands need to die.”

[kittyvines]

[gtgcya-archive]

The colours of the Mojave wasteland

[arlathahn]

I am alpha and omega

                                                                                                     the beginning and the end.

[chemm-addict]

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

favorite fallout quotes (viii/∞)

bonus: don’t you laugh at me. i know a spell that’ll make you show your true form. cave rat taught it to me.

[itsagronbitch]

person: are u straight

me: [does the feel good inc. laugh]

[openguo]

[thatonewarriorprincess]

xena is very face

[skygenders]

“Cats act like they’re better than us”

Well, that’s because they’re better than us

[weloveshortvideos]

[boxfivebaritone]

I fucking. Had to go. Outside for 3 seconds. to check on the god damn mail. And my neighbor and his wife. They were there. HE MADE A COMMENT ABOUT YOUTH STAYING IN PAJAMAS ALL DAY. AND HE CALLED ME LAZY. “I’m currently bleeding a bath tubs worth of blood out of my uterus. Back the fuck off.” I said. His god damn wife. She turned to me and promised to bring over some midol. Fuck that guy. But his wife is a god send.

[boxfivebaritone]

Update: It took her forever but she also baked me a chocolate cake and bought me an extra box of chocolate doughnuts. She also brought me the midol as promised. The woman is a godsend