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soundless love song.

what is the child annihilating zipline

in 2010, a camp counselor goon logged on to the somethingawful forums asking for help with the zipline he build from scratch, and with no engineering knowledge, that didn’t seem to be working right. when he tested it with a sandbag, it continued to gather speed during the entirety of the 143 foot drop (19 degree slope) until it slammed into the wooden platform at the bottom at a speed of 65mph, presumably creating a child paste that would have to be scraped off to be sent home. there were pictures.

acridrainshowers

groverhaus and the child-annihilating zipline are classics of post and we will never forget them

too bad the zipline isn’t as famous. the fucked-up bathroom has even gained more traction than the child-exploding summer camp zipline. there is no justice

onceiwashere

i love this but DON’T denigrate the fucked up bathroom that’s a legend

patrickdiomedes

fucked up bathroom?

onceiwashere

before and after extensive diy renovations

themysteriousmurasamecastle

this looks like a doom wad

goatplanet

The extremely good news is that someone DID make it into a doom wad

https://twitter.com/dietinghippo/status/1102879467741966336

themysteriousmurasamecastle

this is un fucking believable

football-in-tuxedos

I’m sorry, y’all are selling RIPline (The Machine to Kill Children) short, so I need to bring in YouTuber and generally amazing person Dan Olson in to sum this up for me

And some visual aides

nitramaraho

I cannot stress to you how batshit that thread was when it happened - please go back and read the bathroom link

mijifuuu

aurora and giorno :)

janet-snakeholemacklin

habibi243

This scene caused people to go broke lol

lightskintgawd

I’m people

candiikismet

Me

malandi

full fucking offense but schools should automatically pass all students right now idgaf about nerd feelings like there's a rule that if a disaster falls on the school like a fire or an earthquake then all the students pass well i think a global pandemic that threatens and destroys the physical emotional mental and financial aspects of people's lives kinda fucking counts as a disaster

jantebellum-deactivated20220702

Hermione Granger would be so traumatised with the situation. I mean they had a serial killer coming into the school pretty much every single year and exams kept happening, and now for one virus they’d be closing...

cyruschatter

nikoni

lousolversons

No. No one’s gonna die.

we-kant-even

steadfast-deactivated20191017

Chidi vs. Jason

jurassic-backyard

My two darlings.

naamahdarling

I love lace chickens. They are so dramatic!

towniebymitski

fyi non-natives wearing moccasins isnt cultural appropriation but if you want moccasins you should definitely be buying them from natives. otherwise youre creating profit for the white people who were/are trying to exterminate us.

feministwomenofcolor

I was told this by a Native American guy I went to school with so now I do that. I’d rather put money back where it belongs. This resonates deeply with me as a black woman who tries to support Black and Non White individuals. - K

rifa

!!! Please this thing, don’t buy crappy moccasin rip off shoes from chains, please make sure you buy authentic ones made by us!! Also stop wearing them in the fucking rain and ruining them goddamnit

cinerose-deactivated20201024

also the ones made by first nations are always way better anyway????? there’s this woman named Sunshine Tenasco-Brazeau in eastern canada that makes them for babies and they’ve been known to sell like crazy because they’re amazing. You can get them here and she employs tons of other first nations women and it’s a great little native-owned company.

dedalvs

Reblogging this for the links in the last comment. It’s really cool to raise awareness, but it’s even cooler with something like this to provide links to places where you can actually buy the goods in question!