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𝙉𝙀𝙐𝙍𝙊𝙈𝘼𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙍 (2027)

#lost my shit by the second gif like ‘are they really???’#they’re making neuromancer #fucking purse dog callum turner PLEASE #can they make this good?? can they make this any good?!?

rosettyller

Behind the scenes of PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

#[sweating profusely] hahah okay yeah…haha….#(jfc)#particularly delighted by the canvas wrapped pauldrons

onlyhams

I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😞😔

don’t worry smooth king, you are hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators

#[quietly to myself: I am hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators]

100% of Robin Williams’ fits in The Birdcage: ICONIC.

#I would wear all of it #he looks goooood #but GOD what a prick lmfao

The barista leaned over the counter at the coffee shop and kissed me on the mouth. With tongue.

(They put a dash of chili powder on my matcha latte. But it amounts to the same.)

#also I bussed my own dishes and everyone clapped.

xtec

"you're just fucking the hints guy for hints"

-guy who's fucking the save guy for saves

urmumsbriskit

Am I missing extremely important context

xtec

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

#I do feel like the fundamental skill of a tumblr user is being context agnostic #BYOC it's more fun #Unfortunately.................#piss on the poor etc etc #(tag urself i'm saving the hint guy for fucks)

sicktekkers-deactivated20150829

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

#for posterity

if anyone has a term for the racking wordless, tooth-gritted pain noise that's like, a sob but no tears come out? The one that sounds almost like laughter? lmk, I've been looking for one.

#no reason.

blond-shell

we have to stop letting people write our pathetic Guys as daddy doms. i hope the next pandemic is premature ejaculation

#hahahahah hmmmmm #my…my fellas….

Salient memory of the supergirl movie:

Jason Momoa was there.

#wild to think that he used to be an actor #like not a particularly great one but at least Ronon was Ronon and not Jason Momoa #or rather Jason Momoa doing a Jack Black impression—I guess that’s what passes for acting for him these days #like i’m glad he’s having fun ig #but movie would be improved without the Live Lobo Reactions #sam watches

I'm gonna mcfuckin lose it.

#get out of my half asleep notes you bottomfeeding fuck???#anyway I signed up for ellipsus

The perverton window.

(The acceptable degree of perviness for a given conversation. Known for shifting to the extreme as time goes on)

#what I do and don’t decide to share is mostly a roll of the dice #but i am often doing the perv calculus like: okay but really how weird ARE we comfy getting #this post brought to you by 1)memory of being told ‘omg blush don’t just SAY you’re going pee’#and 2)pregnancy is so wild what can I get away with here #(holding back the pregnancy infodump for the third time in as many days!!!!)

campsis

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

#yeah this is it

calllynx

Op turned off reblogs but I MUST

#and i’ll never be cleansed U_U

This is my gender, btw.

#like i’m into the sporty look but here for the actual utility you feel me?#there’s one with a better paint job but I’m not into the lift kit #(no this isn’t Gunny’s Bronco)#(his is a generation earlier—and dark green)#i’m tired of pronouns grandpa!

Local idiot too cute for this shit.

#I mean LOOK at me!!!#blah blah blah #anyway how do I finish this fic

ryan-sometimes

It’s absolutely imperative that you create just some fucking bullshit. You need to allow yourself to create something that’s terrible. Scribble that fugly drawing. Write that cheesy fanfic full of plot holes. Sing that song entirely out of key. Bad art has the right to exist too

#okay yeah we’re doing this stupid bullshit lol #boss makes a dollar I make a dime #time to write catboy curse fic on company time.

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