molly.

pure when i need to be.

[itsallgoodundercalumshood]

[chaoticgood-m-deactivated202202]

po when he opened up the dragon scroll

[barbienefertiti]

[floralobsessednerd]

[itsallgoodundercalumshood]

[skreamingninja]

[autohaste]

If depression was a musical

[capacity]

This is a bop

[ghostbustinggays]

ok this keeps coming on my dash and every time the notes are filled with people being like WHAT IS THIS so i am HERE TO ENLIGHTEN YOU, FRIENDS

this is from the musical Firebringer which is free to watch on Youtube. it’s by Team StarKid of A Very Potter Musical fame (think you recognize the girl singing? that’s Lauren Lopez, also known as the funniest Draco Malfoy the world has ever seen)

anyway, Firebringer is a female-driven, hilarious musical about bisexual cavewomen and you are going to want to watch it. trust me.

WATCH FIREBRINGER!

[bookwyrm-in-space]

Our entire office sings this at least once a week.

[kemurikusa]

when you NAIL a sentence in a foreign language

[snoopingasusualisee]

I tried ordering a boneless burger and the entire fucking system crashed

[web1-0]

Reading the error log, this thing didn’t just crash. Somehow ordering a boneless burger corrupted the bootloader. Amazing bug right there.

This thing didn’t crash, it BROKE

[pokeyscrypt]

literally just 

[star-kovs]

Superheroes being 197% done with wii music playing

[catchymemes]

Welcome to Japan

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Source: imgur.com

[woyaogaoxing]

When Anyone says it’s not possible to keep big cities clean I’m just show them this. Japan is one of the most densely populated countries don’t gimme that bs

[itsallgoodundercalumshood]

I'm sad but I don't wanna say I'm sad because I'll be asked w h y I'm sad but I dont have reason

[beyoncebeytwice]

when u make plans while ur in a good mood but then the day comes and you would actually rather die

[kermitreactions]

burrito is good for when sad time

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

when u fall in the bounce house and everyone keeps jumping so you can’t get up

[claudia-kishi]

[beetlefucker]

Visit Original Link

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[icosahedonist]

3 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

8 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

16 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

[kiokushitakaa]