itsamemame

[itsamemame]

I hate going to the dentist.

“What flavor toothpaste would you prefer?”

I prefer if you take me out back and shoot me.

[senatortedcruz]

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

[64mpg]

thinking about developing a social skill soon

[userfish]

how’s it going?

[64mpg]

[sizzlingcandyj3llyf1sh]

“source?” the mold in my water bottle told me

[itsamemame]

I don’t know what my current aesthetic is. How am I supposed to know what to change my wallpaper to? What is the meaning of life? This body is a prison

[itsamemame]

I think the reason a lot of men claim to be christian is bc their peener is tiny and they can say they’re waiting till marriage bc that’s the only way they can get a woman to stay with them after finding out their dick size.

[itsamemame]

last night i had a dream that i was at the mall and fuckin’ charlie kirk called my phone and was like “yo, do you wanna debate me” and i was like “nah, bro, Im not at home right now” and he was like “damn, next time then” and then i was walking around one of the stores like half an hour later and i stopped and i was like “wait a minute…”

[itsamemame]