Kid: [opens the present] It’s an avocado! Thanks!

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Cosmic Funnies
trying on a metaphor
Misplaced Lens Cap

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Love Begins

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Product Placement
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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One Nice Bug Per Day

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@itsanavocadothx
Kid: [opens the present] It’s an avocado! Thanks!
right about now, the funk soul brother.
hi jennie
hi dula peep.
a wild tumblrbeast ate my post, which is probably good cause it was gonna be sassy.
my problem is i am a girl who likes the idea of doing so many things but in reality only has the energy to daydream about doing those things rather than actually doing them
this little kid opened up the door for his dad who was carrying food and drinks, and then one of the drinks fell and hit the kid on top of the head. the dad's just like "that's okay, sorry. accidents happen!" all while the kid runs off crying. i feel bad for how hard i laughed. :/
source
man, oh man.
how long does it take for a cursed video to leave your head? i cannot unsee it.
i started watching failure to launch, and i think my fave part of this whole movie is the part with the bird. hehe or technically it's zooey's parts.
i dunno about you but i don’t like when tumblr whispers at me to buy something.
dr. heinz doofenshmirtz invented ketchup.
you deserve the same happiness that you wish for others
good morning. i’m gonna go back to bed.
hi again :) wanna go out sometime?
let me check with my man.
💐🌷🌸 sending flowers and love to anyone not feeling their best today