mars 😈

knox overstreet and charlie dalton's adopted daugher // this is mainly a dps blog but i cant promise anything :)

[itsaplaydummy]

date idea: you listen to me talk about knarlie headcanons for the entire time we're together with no chance to dispute them

[itsaplaydummy]

im tweaking out writing this fuckass poem PLEASE TODD ANDERSON BLESS ME TONIGHT🙏🙏 😭PLSPLSPLSPLS

[knoxious-overstreet]

sort of crying right now because why am i traumatizing charlie in this fic 🥲

[itsaplaydummy]

girl its fine I do that too its worth it for the resolution in the end 🙏

[itsaplaydummy]

rip Richard Cameron you would've loved using the nichest browsers such as yahoo or bing (this is inspired by the fact I somehow changed my default from google to fuckass yahoo and now I can't change it back pls help😭)

[itsaplaydummy]

"He slid into my carpe DMs to seize the ass🔥🔥"

-Charlie Dalton at some point (about Knox)

[twostarsinthesky]

the fact that people are in the odyssey tags criticising the nolan movie for its changes to the original myth (valid) only to then turn around and recommend epic: the musical of all things as a “more accurate” alternative is hysterical like please. let’s be serious now

[you-think-it-makes-you-special]

"can mutuals dm?" "can mutuals ask for discord?" "can mutuals-"

mutuals could literally use me as a topic for a research paper and i would be grateful

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[itsaplaydummy]

ok so ive written chapters 6 and 7 of hanging out to dry but like maybe I shld space them out cause I'll have less time to write later on in the month

so ill probs post chapters like every 3 days or twice a week 😛

[cupidnette13]

Date idea: watch Dead Poets Society cuddling up while you hear me whispering every dialogue and giggling at every Anderperry scene

[speciallittlefish]

rip todd anderson you would have loved ear defenders/noise cancelling headphones

[itsaplaydummy]

oh he'd SO own a few pairs of loop earbuds and carry them around religiously

[itsaplaydummy]

throwback to when I used to write really shit poetry about dps I feel like this has to be a canon event for anyone who got into poetry writing because of this movie 😭

(I have about 5 corny different poems about Neil and Todd)

now that ive been writing for slightly under 3 years (In December!), maybe I should try again ?

[itsaplaydummy]

dude my dream is for my knarlie fic to actually go viral that'd be so tuff

like I go to school school by day but im an undercover microcelebrity on ao3 and Tumblr by night what's up with you

I just love knarlie too much

[itsaplaydummy]

I find it so funny that im still so interested in dps despite the fact that (lore drop time) it arguably ruined my life at one point, it brought some crazy shit into my life and its wild to see how as an interest it persevered SO MUCH in my mind

if anyone wants more details on what the hell happened lowk lmk or dm me it was MEGA cray cray and can serve as a cautionary tale...

[thedeadsparrow]

“they killed bunny bc he was annoying” “they killed bunny bc he was sexist and homophobic” “they killed bunny-“ they killed bunny because he deadass wasn’t breaking his back to try and fit in with the others and their weird cultish aesthetic.

its like that scene in mean girls where regina sits down and karen + gretchen are like “you can’t sit with us because you’re wearing sweatpants, its monday” (or whatever day) “so thats against the rules and you can’t sit with us”

bunny was actually liked by the vast majority of people at hampden and the greek class didn’t like that, because it didn’t fit into their whole “aesthetic”.

bunny had a girlfriend that did an education degree and he was very public about it, and the greek class didn’t like that, because it didn’t fit into their whole “aesthetic”.

bunny ate a grilled cheese and milkshake, and the greek class didn’t like this. not because he was being greedy, but because it didn’t fit into their whole aesthetic.

why do you think richard got turned away when he first showed up to julian’s class? because he didn’t fit into the aesthetic.

i love the greek class as much as the next guy, but please. come on guys. lets just…open our eyes here.

[itsaplaydummy]

knox overstreet headcanons (cause he's literally me guys who want me 😈)

addicted to naturally lightening his hair during summer. he buys all sorts of products and creams and chamomile shampoo in the hopes that his brown hair will go sort of blonde. they're all over his and Charlie's apartment, but it works (he ends up with streaks of golden blonde everywhere by the end of august and Charlie loves it)

LOVES tame impala. he's seen them live a couple times and his hobby is going on drives by the beach whilst blasting them.

speaking of, this guy loves driving. he and Charlie go on late night drives whenever they can, or if not, he'll bike around town just to listen to music or think.

I've mentioned this before but I'm putting it here again: he's a digicam warrior and spends all his storage taking photos of nature (or Charlie). whenever they have functions he always forgets to send the photos to everyone else, though.

his favourite movie is la la land. don't ask me to elaborate. he says it changed his life (second favourite is ma ma mia but only in summer, plus he made Charlie act out the 'lay all your love on me' scene with him. Charlie insisted on being Sophie.)

depop seller BUT swapped to vinted after he realised he can get banging stuff there for much cheaper. he loves doing fashion shows for Charlie (they're both second hand warriors). off topic BUT I feel like if he wasn't doing law he'd either do a history major OR he'd do something fashion-y

avid letterboxd user. he spends half his time watching the movie thinking of a witty little phrase to write down afterwards. however, he's actually quite funny, and has a lot of followers

summer is his favourite season cause I head canon him to be a BIG outdoors guy. he definitely gets nervous if he's sat at home not doing anything, he definitely tries to 'sidequestmaxx'

[honeydewdrops333]

Charlie Dalton takes just dance way too seriously

[itsaplaydummy]

oh I KNOW hes a beast at it. to the point where he makes the others do the group dances and laughs in their faces when he beats them all