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SAMUEL EVANS SENIOR • 18 • TITAN'S QUARTERBACK • SINGLE What's up people? I am Sam, Sam I am and I don't like green eggs and ham. Seems like you stumbled on my superhero cave! Around here I'm kinda famous for my impressions and my love for sci-fi movies and comic books. Senior at McKinley High School, member of the New Direction and Quarterback of the Titans. I'm kinda trying to figure out what I want to do in the future. That's basically all you gotta know about me, but if you have any question, shoot me a message and I'll reply as fast as the Flash!

[quinnandproper-blog]

That’s kind of you, Sam. Stupid of you but kind. McKinley is a mess of a school. I’m sure things will get crazy eventually. College isn’t what I was hoping for. I go to class and then back to my dorm for the most part.

[itsasamevans-blog]

There’s no point in bein’ bitter, that’s all. And we got over all the problems in the past so why should it be stupid? Really? Isn’t it supposed to be exciting and stuff? Not sayin’ I was expecting you to be a party girl but surrounded by tons of friends and hangin’ out with ‘em? Yes.

[fhdsn-blog]

Yeah. It is.

[itsasamevans-blog]

Well, no judgin’ here ‘cause that pretty much happens to everybody, but all I can say is that you gotta choose one. I know it ain’t easy but this situation is not gonna do good to anyone.

[cheeriomase-blog]

Most awesome? Well thank you, Sam. I’m doing well, mostly just trying to survive school and making sure my hair stays as great as it does.

[itsasamevans-blog]

Why, aren’t you? I don’t know other male cheerleaders but even if I did, they’d be second to you. You succeed in what you do, dude. Does it stay the same during cheerio practice? 

[cheeriobrittany-blog1-deactivat]

Well, if I was gonna release ‘My Cup’, I’d probably have a whole album of songs to dedicate to people. ‘Tana would obviously get the most romantic song, and you can have ‘My Cup’, since it was your idea to release it. I don’t think it would take much context to explain a slumber party, Sam. Maybe it’s just Iron Man’s birthday or something. They could build a bigger house to let the Hulk in. And totally, everybody was happy and the little guys in the building made him a cake. You should rewatch. Exactly, we can be pretty on TV together. Well, my mom says that you should detox before a real long-term diet so you see the effects quicker.

[itsasamevans-blog]

Oh well, then I’ll take credit for that and tell the story of how they didn’t accept it as an original song for Nationals. You just had to insist and I bet the jury would’ve made you win. Though now I gotta ask: was it about a cup? ‘cause, well, you know... I know, that why Iron Man should totally make a big house for everyone, he has the money for that. And that way we can include The Hulk in the picture. Ohhh you’re right. I totally forgot about the cake thing. It sounds perfect, I’m gonna work on my TV face and my chapstick knowledge if you ever decide to include it in your talk show. Well that makes sense. So Lord Tubbington is in the detox phase, right?

[quinnandproper-blog]

I’m Quinn Fabray. People know me for one reason or another around here. I’m hoping most people at least remember for good things. How is the school anyway? 

[itsasamevans-blog]

I know who you are and that for some people here you’re a sort of legend. And I remember you for the best things. It’s good, same as usual, maybe some less drama but I guess we’ll get there at some point, it’s just how McKinley works. What about you? How’s college treatin’ you?

[fhdsn-blog]

Yeah. Have you ever like two people at once?

That’s what friends do.

[itsasamevans-blog]

I haven’t. I mean last year I asked Mercedes to choose between me and Shane and it wasn’t the best of situations. But I guess it can happen. I mean, you can’t yourself from developing feelings, right? Is that happening to you? 

That’s what I’m saying, I owe you. No matter what I got you back. 

[cheeriobrittany-blog1-deactivat]

Thank you, thank you. If I ever decide to release My Cup properly, I’ll totally dedicate it to you. If that’s a scene in the next Avengers movie, I might actually watch the next Avengers movie. Unless I’d have to watch the others first to understand, ‘cause I feel like that’s a total con. And oh, but that’s sad. Then the Hulk would just be outside like Wreck-it Ralph, and we all know how that ended. Actually, I guess it ended with cake. Sure, you know way more about chapstick than anybody I know, and my mom says the radio is for ugly people, and TV is for pretty people, so. Well, he’s been on a ton of fad diets, but like they say on the TV, that just leads to weight gain in the long term. Super sad.

[itsasamevans-blog]

I- somehow don’t think that’d be a good idea. Wouldn’t be better to dedicate it to Santana? Unless I missed somethin’ here. Well if you go watch it only for the slumber party, I might sum the other movies to you, since they wouldn’t be really helpful to understand why they’re all sleepin’ together. I know it’s sad but whatcha gonna do about it? I mean the guy’s huge. It ended with cake? I might have to watch it again, I don’t recall cake. I’ll make my best to suit TV more than radio. It explains why you host Fondue For Two, you’re not ugly like, at all. Oh so it’s like a yo-yo kinda thing? Then why wasting time on another diet if you know he’ll gain weight again?

[bastardsandkindones-blog]

Nah, I’m passed threaten others. So you shouldn’t worry. Fine, I guess you’re right about the whole talking to somebody part. I do agree it’s a hell living like a ticking time bomb… But I’m not going to tell my whole story to somebody immediately, you get me? They don’t have to know everything. 

Oh I agree with the snobby and popular part, some really are high in the clouds. But I guess The Warblers are overall really chill dudes to hang out with. I was the snobby and popular guy… I still think it’s so fucking low that you are getting slushied. Or bullied for that matter. So you’re a jock and you’re also in the glee club? I can imagine that has given you a hard time, as well. Did you ever slushied anyone? I know this sounds ridiculous, but I can imagine if you want to hold that status you have to slushie someday? And what the fuck up, you were in the synchronized swimming team? I promise I won’t laugh at you… okay I did a little. But not with any bad intentions. 

I have to agree Dalton is really strict when it’s about bullying. I’m glad they do, though. And ii can’t imagine that they don’t do the same thing at public schools. I mean they always say they have to do something about it but when it comes to it, they’ll throw up ther hands in the sky and be all innocent. 

NBA2k16 sounds amazing, I love that kind of game. Sounds like one you can play for hours. And CoD indeed is! I especially love it to release some tension indeed! I’m so glad you play this game as well. Okay, I did chuckle a little bit, but that’s only fair because you smiled at mine as well. You’re going to add me or I’m going to add you? And yes I do have an older brother and sister. Jules can be a prick. Especially when I’m not looking… but well I do have to be honest and say I do the same.

I fucking know right? And you’re seriously panicking because apperantly silence is also an option. So I rage quit often. And are you effing kidding me, you’re the worst. I actually did compliment you. I can give somebody a compliment, like I said; I’m not the devil. Not completely at least.

[itsasamevans-blog]

Relax, I was kiddin’. Well I get what you’re sayin’, who on Earth would choose to tell his story to the first stranger? It’s insane and there must be some level of friendship or at least bein’ more than just an aquaintance to do that. So yes to not explode, but no to the stranger listeners, else people wouldn’t have to pay psychologists, right? 

You don’t look snobby. Except maybe when you said public schools stench, but that’s true, actually. I mean, the locker rooms are pretty nasty when sweaty teams go there and change their clothes. Anyway, I’m glad Dalton guys aren’t snobby, I only know you and Blaine and so far, you seem okay. That’s the crazy part, yes, if only they realized how much fun we have, and we tried to get jocks’ attention on that, but it never worked. I never did, probably a reason why I still got slushied, and honestly I wouldn’t do that. I can beat ‘em if they wanna fight and I wouldn’t hesitate if the bullying came back like when I got to McKinley. As long as my coach wants me in the team, I won’t give up. I just hope they’ll change their minds. Laugh, we’ll see when I’ll be capable to hold my breath enough to save someone drownin’. 

That’s the thing, they all say it’s an issue but never really do anything, which is suspicious. Do they wanna keep things like that? Hey, maybe ‘cause then they’d all come to the private schools. 

It is amazing, maybe a little tough when you need to pass with a good grade - they even have grades on games, it’s crazy - but to chill while actually doin’ something? Perfect. Better than CoD ‘cause you don’t need someone to play with. You’re laughing way too much at me, I’m gonna beat your ass at that just to make it fair. It’s great that you have siblings, they’re important and that way you’ll be able to say you’re not a spoiled only child. It’s always a good argument. Are you two similar? Oh and I forgot to ask if you play sports.

Yes but most of the time bein’ silent means you’re a prick ‘cause you don’t side with anyone. Ugh. Dude, I’m kiddin’, I’m actually flattered you think of me as someone with taste in videogames, since it’s one of the things i’m best at. Really, thanks. Don’t get offended too easily. 

[lima-marley-blog]

It’s to show the glee kids where they stand, I guess. It’s cool. Not gonna let them see they got to me, now am I?

Besides, the majority of you guys have been slushied too, right? I’m definitely part of the team now.

[itsasamevans-blog]

Yeah, you’re right. You’re kinda a badass for not lettin’ them make you angry.

Yeah it happened to us too. I think everyone that was in the choir room before you had that privilege. I dunno if I’d feel part of the team, though. Sure I’d only feel my eyes burning. 

[bastardsandkindones-blog]

That is true. It’s something. There always is a first time, so I guess I should give this a chance.

Well I wasn’t the nicest person back then, I do agree. So I can think why you said it. I did indeed apologies… Well if you did, I can understand as well, I can also imagine you want to. But yes, let’s stop thinking about it… Thank you, by the way, for the way you don’t see my as the devil.

[itsasamevans-blog]

Good, let’s- I dunno. Do something. Just find a way to come out of this conversation block or how is it called. You definitely should, ‘cause I’m not gonna give up that easily and you’re part of this awkwardness show now.

As long as one says they’re sorry, I can’t find a good reason to be mad with said person. It came from your heart and I saw your performance. It was rad, by the way, I like how you move on stage and how you sing. Don’t say thanks, it’s just fair.

[lima-marley-blog]

Here’s to hoping! And honestly? I don’t see the point in it. 

What can I say? It’s one of my many attributes.

[itsasamevans-blog]

I dunno, Marls. Part of us are on those ‘popular teams’, I just don’t understand why they should slushie our friends. 

[bastardsandkindones-blog]

You better not. Yeah, I agree, but sometimes it’s better just to deal with our problems ourselves. Well I haven’t met him yet but I guess I’m doing fine. Don’t worry about me so much. Anyways, I agree with you on that, 100%. It would be a shame that you would give your impressions just to be a popular guy. I can imagine that must be tough to be and popular and being in glee club. And Dalton for that matter… All I can say it is true. I know I never got bullied, but I can imagine it is really a relieve for some students. Wait, what’s NBA2k16? Maybe I do know the game, but the title doesn’t ring a bell. I love CoD, I can’t believe some people hate the game. I mean, it’s amazing. Mindless shooting, being in some kind of awesome location… it’s dope. Well if you insist… No just kidding man, I would. It’s smythemanflies. Don’t judge me, my 12 year old me wasn’t very creative… And my brother pressed confirm before I realized it. The ass. It’s nice, especially the choices you have, but it’s fucking annoying that the time you have to choice is so fucking little. But the fairytale characters are badass, dude! Oh the Walking Dead, seriously so fucking epic. Thanks, dude, you do too! Can’t believe somebody with actual taste would showed up like that.

[itsasamevans-blog]

Is that a threat? Kiddin’. It depends from the problem, if you ask me. One day, you’ll have the urge to have someone by your side, givin’ you their shoulder to rely on, you know? I can’t not worry, that’s not me so you’ll better find a way to deal with it dude. And people would think you Dalton guys are snobby and on the popular side of the coin, I’m glad you do. And I wouldn’t give up on what I ike for them, I even got slushied for being in the synchronized swimming team, even though I wasn’t really passioned about it, but it still gives you an idea of how people really are at McKinley. There can be the case. I’m the Quarterback and there are other members from the team, along with cheerleaders. So it’s just the others who are still clingin’ on those popular/unpopular kinda thing. I understand why Dalton is considered some sort of heaven, no one would ever bother you with this nonsense. It’s basketball game, you get to play a character and guide him from the beginning of his career to the top. It’s good if you don’t wanna get online to play. Granted that CoD is the game, I love that too, it’s a great way to release tension. I swear I’m not laughing at you, just smilin’ a little bit, but it’s not a bad username. Mine’s supercaptainsamerica, this way we’re even and you can make fun of me too. You have a brother? Yes, the choice thing is terrible, during TWD I sometimes panicked and ended up with a terrible choice, at least during the first chapter. Wow, is that a compliment? Seems like a huge step forward.

[lima-marley-blog]

That’s what I said! But I was told as long as I’m with her all day when I’m wearing it, it’ll be fine. And nope. We don’t.

That sounds like a really fun afternoon.

[itsasamevans-blog]

Hope you won’t be caught by Su, maybe that would be a bigger problem. Why not?

You sure know how to not take it personally.

[bvrningsvnlight]

You’re actually super right. I’m dangerous with my fists and my words. Boys should totes watch out. You so don’t, don’t worry. Well it’s good to know we’re impressing someone. Kitty says we’re good cheerleaders, but I want to be the best, you know? You don’t get cheer scholarships by just being good. I guess I’ll just have to trust you, because I’ve never played before and I don’t really see how it can be fun as a player. Maybe I should join powderpuff football next year and try it out for myself. Now I have to keep an even closer eye on you! Not that I’m complaining or anything. Let’s just agree when Cheerios practice is actually going on, you won’t scare me.

[itsasamevans-blog]

That doesn’t mean everyone is forbidden to go near you, am I right? ‘cause that’d be a big problem if someone wanted to approach you and say hi. I mean, I may be bigger but I so want to be on good terms with you, startin’ with a punch wouldn’t very appealin’. I know nothing about cheerleading and Kitty seems as tough as Sue when it comes to it, but you have killer moves, that I can tell. So is that what you wanna do after school? You could join for sure but then you’d have to call me so I can come watch you play. You can keep an eye on me, I wouldn’t mind for sure, still won’t be able to tell when I’m gonna come for you. Okay, no, not during Cheerio practice ‘cause I don’t wanna end up being Sue’s new punchin’ ball. But there’s plenty of time to take you by surprise.

[evansstacie-blog]

…yeah.

[itsasamevans-blog]

So you’re one step ahead!

[quinnandproper-blog]

Hanging out with you guys is okay. I’ll be at the school. Due to that weird unspoken rule of if you’ve been in Glee, you need to visit if you are anywhere in the area. 

[itsasamevans-blog]

Just okay? And I was ready to tell the world how much fun is to have you around, though I think there’s no reason to, everybody seems to know your name. You sure have to, ‘cause we’re stuck at school most of the time and no one can miss your visit.

[cheeriobrittany-blog1-deactivat]

It is? Well, maybe I’ll add movie-writing to my list of talents. And so should you, because I’d totally pay to see all of those guys at a slumber party. Except the Hulk, because I’m not sure of his exact proportions and I don’t know if he’d fit inside a house. It’d be like Alice in Wonderland, and that doesn’t seem fun or cute at all. You should look out for Chapstick Battles as a feature. My mom’s trying to get him to start another detox, though he didn’t take the idea too well.

[itsasamevans-blog]

You totally should, if you wanna do somethin’ else than the dancer or the genius - or the songwriter, your My Cup was meant to be a successful hit. Oh thanks, I’ll write to the Avengers’ director and ask him to add a scene. Nah, I agree, the Hulk wouldn’t be that much of a good company, he’d crush all the beds and the other guys wouldn’t have a place to sleep. Totally not cute or heroic. You’d add me in your Fondue for Two? I dunno, I feel like you’re the only one who can have all that space and I’m not a tv guy. I swear that cat is the weirdest I’ve ever known of. How’d he got into so much trouble?