I'm No Good

| STACE ANN EVANS | So this is where people describe themselves and talk about themselves which is cool and fine but like how? Who even is Stacie Evans? No one knows~ What's more fun than talking about yourself? Dragging yourself. So let's do that, I can do that. Stacie Evans, barely washes her hair. Once ran into a stop sign driving her car. Doesn't understand the point of Twitter. Doesn't know how to go to bed at an acceptable time of the night (read: morning). Sometimes wears the same pair of jeans for weeks at a time. Isn't a natural blonde. Cares more about her abs than about you. Thinks denim on denim is an acceptable fashion choice. Hates coffee and is addicted to Red Bull. Should I stop? Is that good enough to become your new problematic fav? Cause clearly that's my goal in life: love me even though I suck. Hate me, but also love me because I'm so freakin' adorable.

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Who cares about the bids?

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lilypuckerman:

We’ll have to work on that confidence, then.

Stacie. I like it. I’m glad we’ve met, too. I’m guessing you’re a freshman?

It’s a total work in progress.

Uh nope, sophomore. But I kinda was really good at blending into most wallpapers until recently, so people thinking I’m new here isn’t.. well.. new.

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camhummel:

Correct me if I’m wrong, but it seems like Zeta Theta Psi guys are assholes on the outside and Delta Iota Kappa guys are assholes on the inside.

Wow, what stellar options we’ve got here for fraternities…

Why are we putting generalizations on entire groups of guys?

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Who cares about the bids?

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lilypuckerman:

Those are two of my better qualities. But I should probably learn some of yours.

Oh, yeah. I’m Lily, by the way.

I’m way better at dragging myself than picking out good qualities, so I’ll let you learn those yourself.

Lily. Very pretty name. I’m Stacie, and I’m super glad we’ve met.

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puckher:

It’s not what’s on ya, but what’s under that counts. 

But if you’re not interested I can stay here, in my cold, lonely dorm room. Your loss though, I was gonna bring tequila and chocolate sauce. 

Smooth, I’ll  give you that.

I can’t say no to chocolate, especially with the amount of ice cream in my freezer. Alright, you have permission to see me in, or out, of my unicorn onesie, this once.

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Who cares about the bids?

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lilypuckerman:

Hopefully you don’t learn to regret it

I’m not worried about that, you care about birds and have a supposedly comfy bed, there’s nothing to regret.

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Who cares about the bids?

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lilypuckerman:

It’s a guarantee. 

I have references if you need them.

For now I’m willing to take your word. You seem more than reliable.

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puckher:

Then I guess I’ll be over shortly. 

Wait... what? Seriously?

I’m in my unicorn onesie. This is so not sexy.

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puckher:

Your place or mine? 

Leaving my place is always so much work.

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puckher:

evansstacie replied to your photo: @puckher has uploaded a new photo. ❝ when you move…

Did you also put the bacon grease in your hair??

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puckher:

I’m hoping for a little more than fine.

We can work on that.

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Who cares about the bids?

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lilypuckerman:

I think we can do more than that.

I’ve been told I’m a good teacher.

I’m counting on it.

Oh, another theory we can test.

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Who cares about the bids?

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lilypuckerman:

Sounds good to me. Observation: My bed is comfy. Question: Do you agree?

I always have a high score, but I definitely wouldn’t mind a boost.

This is perfectly testable, we’re going to kick science in the butt with this one.

Even better, you can help me hone my skills.

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Who cares about the bids?

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lilypuckerman:

So do we need to make a hypothesis and follow the scientific procedure?

Two is better than one, after all. Two is also company.

I think so. Which means test/retest for reliability.

And I think two people are required to go for the high scores.

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Who cares about the bids?

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lilypuckerman:

Maybe we can work that out. Sharing is caring, after all.

You keep talking like that and I’m sure you’ll score more than one.

Indeed, besides, we’d have to test it out in the name of science too.

I have heard that it’s much easier to score in pairs.

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Who cares about the bids?

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lilypuckerman:

Dude, if I could do everything in my bed, I would. My bed is suuuuuper comfy. Like, the comfiest thing ever.

Those are the only real goals any of us can make, so you’re doing good, kiddo. Very good.

I’m gonna need you to prove that. Can’t believe it without proof. Because science and stuff.

In that case, for the first time in the history of life, score one for Stacie Evans!

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gigismythe:

Oh honey…no. Rushing is probably the worst thing for newcomers into Greek life - which you just proven yourself to be by that statement. May the Greeks have mercy on your soul.

I’ll be fine and I’ll have fun. It’s a thing I do.