I was told my old title was dumb

I have crippling depression, dislexia, im gay and a witch or something...sooo ya. Oh and i like dad bods just putting that out there.

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[the-big-mood]

[charmirthir]

Baptisms if they were sick as fuck

[evvokers]

Villager in my build keeps getting into shenanigans

[srsfunny]

How success looks like

[robinbibliophile]

Wow, what a great plan these characters have created to solve their problems. Too bad there are still 300 pages left in this book

[segamascott]

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[morganicapples]

[qixzel]

*lady gaga voice* In russia doing research.

[mihai-florescu]

Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.

[puppygirldick]

Morphological differences between thorns, spines, and prickles

[oodlenoodleroodle]

"Every rose has its thorns" - wrong. Prickles

[aphractal2]

physical manifestations of health bar?

[amphibiousbug]

“this product is for disabled people!!” and it’s One Billion Trillion Moneys and is only covered by insurance if you have every disability ever and your name is Cripple McCripperson

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

do you guys like remember when I made that post about how I hate sharing beds and people were like fr sending me anons going like "you need to STOP spreading this DANGEROUS MISINFORMATION about BEING AROMANTIC... many of us are TOTALLY NORMAL and LOVE TO SHARE BEDS and CUDDLE like NORMAL FUCKING PEOPLE you are just a MEAN FREAK and you're making us all look BAD" like what the fuck was that

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

my favorite was the person who was like "oh that finally explains what's wrong with you psychologically" yeah I'm definitely the one behaving unreasonably here lad cheers

[captain-price-returns]

Fourteen Years in Prison for Quoting Hamas? New Law Could Criminalise Journalists

Starmer is rushing legislation through parliament that experts say threatens free speech, public interest journalism and international human

[byjove]

The Lady of the Lake is a misnomer, she is not the governor of one lake but the guardian of all lakes in Prydain. Additionally, she is capable of emerging from any body of water with a minimum surface diameter of twenty inches, including large vernal pools and particularly nasty potholes on the roads that Arthur hasn’t gotten around to refinishing. She has the ability to spy on events occurring in the surface world through smaller vessels of water such as buckets, chalices and dungeon puddles. One may assume Lancelot is the primary victim of this espionage but it is Merlin, he has begun covering all glasses and bowls of water in his vicinity out of an abundance of caution. She takes great amusement in grabbing his ankle from roadside ditches.

[enba-and-luka]

[nookisms]

Person in my gas station talking to someone on the phone: ...We're in Ohio...

Me, knowing we're in Utah: ????

[nookisms]

[paddysnuffles]

Thank you for the map for context. It makes this 1,000 times funnier and intriguing.