evvokers

live from your local woodland mansion

[dogz-420]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

[evvokers]

[yoshithatispink]

drew my favorite sqm character (dexter beloved) to hopefully jumpstart my long dead mineblr career

i shall revive furry v/illagers even if it's the last thing i do

tumblr will compress the fuck out of that probably 💔

[beefycupcakes]

Lily of the valley

[evvokers]

New Year’s Evv

NEW YEARS KAZOO BRAIN BLAST

[crazysodomite]

curseforge the modding tool supports and funds israel

[crazysodomite]

curseforge is owned by overwolf

[jamie-slyman]

my discord status has been saying this for months. support indie creators and places like Modrinth instead of a corporate money grab that shoves ads down your throat and supports genocide. it's time to move on from curseforge. the sooner you do it, the easier it will be.

fuck curseforge and fuck overwolf

[evvokers]

couple of ills!!!

[evvokers]

a chorus.........

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fella.........

[evvokers]

a chorus.........

[lordkairos3626]

Happy birthday to the only minecraft update ever.

Evoker, Vindicator, and Vex day :}

[lordkairos3626]

Okay gen question did enderman spawn rates change in 1.21.10 or is the evoker man’s server actually haunted (pun-intended) cause there are. So many.

[stirpicus]

Have you ever thought of making a series of you playing through minecraft story mode and just talking about fun stories relating to the game?

haha that’s a fun idea; I had never considered that. you know what? If I ever have a book or something personal I want to promote I’ll do that.

[evvokers]

Me when my uhhhhh orb is dominant

[evvokers]

Me when my uhhhhh orb is dominant

[evvokers]

Another day another year of trying to write Fangs ad nauseum. Chapter 1 is written at least

[evvokers]

chapter 1 is not written. christ in heaven

[jab-cab]

[jab-cab]

I'm back.

[minecraft-vex]

I’ve come to make an announcement: The Heart of Ender’s bitch-ass motherfucker. It beamed on my fucking malewife. That’s right. It took its enderling fuckin’ purple orb out and it beamed on my FUCKING wife, and it said its orb was t h i s b i g and I said that’s disgusting. So I’m making a callout post on my Chitter dot com: Heart of Ender, you got a small orb. It’s the size of this cocoa bean except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my orb looks like. [mansion exploding sounds] That’s right baby. All smooth, no corners, not a cube, look at that, it looks like you can ponder it with your bong, It fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the End. That’s right, this is what you get! My SUPER VEXING BEAM! Except I’m not gonna vex on the end. I’m gonna go higher. I’m vexing Mojang HQQQQQ! [vex boom] How do you like that, Walda? I VEXED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 1656000 ticks before the vex d r o p l e t s hit the fucking end, now get out of my fucking sight before I beam on you too!