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💤

💤 to fall asleep next to my muse

Jessica had sat down waiting for her coffee next to the man. Some time later she had assumed her order had been forgotten but just before she had gotten up the man next to her had already fallen asleep. Instead of waking him she gently used her scarf to act as a blacket and placed it on the man, before leaving in order to file her complaint.

#ask meme #jeremy

💐 to give my muse flowers

Jessica looks down at the flowers now in her hand and back up at the person before her with slightly confused eyes. “What are these for?”

#ask meme #josh

❛ Your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely. ❜

“Thanks…” She scoffed at the assumption of her loneliness even though it was quite easy to see even for those who do not know her.

#ask meme #ruth

🔗

🔗 to build something with my muse

Jessica assumed she was helping the kid with some sort of product, but that didn’t mean her usual attitude wasn’t going to unveil itself. “Ya know, I’m pretty sure building a bird house was never under my special skills column. After this, I don’t think it ever will be.”

#ask meme #rogue

roleplaysuggestion

🗣 No Words Needed Starters 🗣

These were requested via messaging from someone who thought it was a good idea to have starters for characters who didn’t interact like humans did, like animals, or characters more centered in a Paleolithic-ish sort of setting/universe.

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🌌 to go stargazing with my muse

👤 to groom/physically comfort my muse

🍪 to share food with my muse

🌧 to find shelter from bad weather with my muse

🌲 to climb a tree with my muse

💐 to give my muse flowers

🌞 to watch my muse from afar

🌊 to go swimming with my muse

🏹 to hunt with my muse

💤 to fall asleep next to my muse

🔗 to build something with my muse

💡 to stir up mischief with my muse

#sumemesun

swallowedblood-archived

A Ron Swanson™ sentence meme.

Because we all need to appreciate our lord and savior, Ron Swanson.

❛ Is Star Wars the one with the little wizard boy? ❜

❛ I’m just gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me. ❜

❛ I can’t go, because I don’t want to. ❜

❛ You take me nowhere, and I talk to no one. ❜

❛ If any of you need anything, too bad. ❜

❛ I’m not sure I’m interested in that. ❜

❛ No, I am sure. I’m not interested in that. ❜

❛ I like saying no. ❜

❛ I hate everything. ❜

❛ I love nothing! ❜

❛ I regret nothing. ❜

❛ I regret everything. ❜

❛ People are idiots. ❜

❛ Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing. ❜

❛ Normally, if given a choice between something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. ❜

❛ I don’t want to seem overdramatic, but I really don’t care what happens here. ❜

❛ Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong. ❜

❛ Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars. ❜

❛ Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something. ❜

❛ I’m usually not one for speeches, so goodbye. ❜

❛ No. ❜

❛ What’s “cholesterol” ? ❜

❛ Your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely. ❜

❛ I’m not interested in caring about people. ❜

❛ Strippers do nothing for me. But I’ll take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace. ❜

❛ Birthdays were invented by Hallmart to sell cards. ❜

❛ You had me at meat tornado. ❜

❛ I like saying ‘no’. It lowers their enthusiasm. ❜

❛ [Son/daughter], people can see you! ❜

❛ Please do not approach me on the street after this event, and attempt to talk to me. ❜

❛ It’s called ‘the ground’ when it’s outside. ❜

❛ There’s no wrong way to consume alcohol. ❜

❛ Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie. ❜

❛ I don’t like loud noises, and people making a fuss. ❜

❛ There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk… Which is water that’s lying about being milk. ❜

❛ I know what I’m about, son. ❜

❛ I think there should be less talking in life. ❜

❛ Breakfast food can serve many purposes. ❜

❛ When I eat, it’s the food that is scared. ❜

❛ I was born ready. I’m [name] fucking [name]! ❜

❛ Not to worry, I have a permit. ❜

❛ I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for 10 hours! ❜

❛ Crying. Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. ❜

❛ When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name, to let them know I really don’t care about them. ❜

❛ I’m not a sore loser! It’s just that I prefer to win, and when I don’t, I get furious. ❜

❛ I wouldn’t say we’re close. ❜

#sumemesun

“Well I’m not a teenager, and last time I checked I wasn’t a girl either. So I’m not seeing the problem.” Her whisky smells so strong he can basically taste it from here. And let’s just say it tastes like it’s within his budget. “I’ll have what she’s having.” He nods to the bartender.

“Haha very clever. I’m just saying I’m not in for the whole girl talk: we trade secrets and you braid my hair. If that’s what you’re here for.” The bartender looks at the man curious as to how he even knew that he was there or how he knew what she was having. Meanwhile Jessica’s liver of steal persisted to hang in there. “You know that freaks people out right?”

#daring matty

Johnny smirked a bit watching as the other drank. “Never said that it was. You’re really putting them back though. What, is that your fourth glass?”

“Who’s asking?” She eyed the stranger wondering what his game was. In this world of purple it was hard to trust anything or anyone.

#johnnyboy

streakofwhxte

Taking a sip of her drink as she walks, Anna’s attention remains on her phone, until she walks straight into someone, stumbling backwards and spilling her drink all down her front. “Damn!” She exclaims, cursing her own stupidity.

itscalled-whiskey-blog

“Watch it!” Jessica wasn’t in a practically good mood to begin with so she snapped but she regained her temper when she saw that the girl had spilled on herself. “You...alright?”

#rogue

“Look, I’m just here to drink.” A chilled glass of whiskey hang from her fingers. A trail of sweat ran from the drink onto the bar as the bartender keep them coming whenever she ran dry. “This isn’t some teenage girl slumber party or whatever...”