In My Book, Experience Outranks Everything

Former Captain of the GAR -- I never liked being a Commander anyway | pfp by pinkiemme

[itscaptain-sir]

So uh.... I may regret this but... My inbox is open if anyone wants to send a message.

Most of 'em have been great so far.

[tbbs-best-hair]

Contrary to popular belief, the smells that go along with fishing don't bother me so much.

It's when the smell of cooking fish doesn't dissipate for days. THAT bothers me.

[confident-just-not-stupid]

Another good reason to grill outside. Fresh fish, vegetables, and herbs. I should start gardening more.

[thistechnologicalterror]

DO NOT GRILL OR COOK FISH IN AN INSUFFICIENTLY ATMOSPHERE CONDITIONED SHIP.

THE FILTERS ARE NOT LIKELY TO SCRUB IT, AND THE SMELL WILL BE RECYCLED FOR MEGACYCLES.

AND IT WILL ATTACH TO EVERYTHING.

[capt-traitor]

That sounds like wisdom based in experience.

[thistechnologicalterror]

THREE WORDS.

501ST. PRANK. WAR.

[kark-trooper-echo]

Heh.

[itscaptain-sir]

[anstarwar]

Destroy AI

[cybernetic-side-eye]

Boop🐾

I'm curious what you thought would happen here. Do you want a growl? A sharp paw? Trying to get a rise out of me? I am too old for this.

[itscaptain-sir]

Brother.... You're... What, twelve? Even if we age twice as fast, thats twenty-four?

🤨

[kheimerios]

My contribution to @songofthecaptain !

[bunny7567]

help, i'm fox

[andi-1oh]

some rexes! ...rexi? rexen? many rex

[commander-stabby]

When you and Rex went to Rishi station, you said you were the shinies' new commander but then by the time you left Rex swooped in and said he could use Echo and Fives in the 501st. Did Rex steal them? How do you feel about that? Why didn't you speak up Cody?

@itscaptain-sir needed them more than I did because the 212th is truly the best. 🙂‍↕️

[itscaptain-sir]

Uh-huh.

That's what he says when I get the bright ones first.

[commander-stabby]

At least no one never made me carry a droid around strapped to my chest.

[itscaptain-sir]

At least my General doesn't drop his lightsaber every 5 minutes.

[cybernetic-side-eye]

I think we can all agree my general was the best.

[itscaptain-sir]

...

[commander-stabby]

When you and Rex went to Rishi station, you said you were the shinies' new commander but then by the time you left Rex swooped in and said he could use Echo and Fives in the 501st. Did Rex steal them? How do you feel about that? Why didn't you speak up Cody?

@itscaptain-sir needed them more than I did because the 212th is truly the best. 🙂‍↕️

[itscaptain-sir]

Uh-huh.

That's what he says when I get the bright ones first.

[commander-stabby]

At least no one never made me carry a droid around strapped to my chest.

[itscaptain-sir]

At least my General doesn't drop his lightsaber every 5 minutes.

[commander-stabby]

When you and Rex went to Rishi station, you said you were the shinies' new commander but then by the time you left Rex swooped in and said he could use Echo and Fives in the 501st. Did Rex steal them? How do you feel about that? Why didn't you speak up Cody?

@itscaptain-sir needed them more than I did because the 212th is truly the best. 🙂‍↕️

[itscaptain-sir]

Uh-huh.

That's what he says when I get the bright ones first.

[therestlessbones]

Star Wars Headcannons

Cody loves all his siblings fiercely, Rex and Non-Rexes alike

[monoetr]

just wanted some scruffy Rex okay

[the-book-of-captain-rex]

Capitão Rei 👑❤️

[roadtonasty-deactivated20260319]

[the-book-of-captain-rex]

The King 👑

Captain Rex

Art : @Tk imperial commander

[capt-traitor]

Seems like a lot of you are seeing family for a buffet holiday and have a range of feelings about it. In case you don't have family or they don't love you like you deserve, know that @cybernetic-side-eye and I are here for you.

[cybernetic-side-eye]

Yes, I am available to growl at your terrible relatives and stare them down.

[thats-marshal-commander-caf]

Seconding this and on standby

[commander-stabby]

That's right.

[itscaptain-sir]

Standing by.

[therainjumper]

Rojah.. rojah…

One of my favorite scenes for Rex. Blast ‘em clankers!