Death before decaf

Someone thought that adding me would improve PR relations with the Coruscant Guard (Because Grizzer can't have a blog) Meme Force 99

[thats-marshal-commander-caf]

[thats-marshal-commander-caf]

Do you want to kill Palpatine?

I see what you are doing there ISB bot

[thats-marshal-commander-caf]

What's your favorite type of caf?

Highly caffeinated. Dark and bitter, like my soul. Or dark enough to match the circles under my eyes, depending on who you ask.

Some of those fancy seasonal drinks aren't too bad though.

[commander-stabby]

Who drinks more caffeine? You or Commander Fox?

@thats-marshal-commander-caf hands down, feet down, head down, 100%. That man can drink anyone under and above the table as long as that drink is caf.

[thats-marshal-commander-caf]

[anstarwar]

Anyways, Fox gets it…

[cybernetic-side-eye]

[ID: a canonically accurate picture of Commander Fox in full kit smoking a death stick through his bucket vent, carrying 3 giant space dunkin donuts iced cafs, and a giant box of space donuts. End ID]

@thats-marshal-commander-caf look at this authentic rendering of your average meal.

[thats-marshal-commander-caf]

@cybernetic-side-eye

Breakfast of champions. Don't hate.

They switch you to decaf again?

[thecoffeelorian]

Commander Fox Memes, #15: Idesposting!

Disclaimer:

This is based 100% on headcanons, and not so much on actual behavior in canon.

That being said...please remember this is all in good fun, and not to be taken too seriously.

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😎💖

[tbbs-best-hair]

My favorite holonet day approaches 🗡️

[commander-stabby]

[thats-marshal-commander-caf]

If you need to be buzzed through a secure door or something, I won't ask questions

[eobe]

The mandatory WIP distraction Fox 🦊☕️

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[cybernetic-side-eye]

Boop🐾

I'm curious what you thought would happen here. Do you want a growl? A sharp paw? Trying to get a rise out of me? I am too old for this.

[itscaptain-sir]

Brother.... You're... What, twelve? Even if we age twice as fast, thats twenty-four?

🤨

[cybernetic-side-eye]

Tell that to my knees.

[kark-trooper-echo]

If you get knee-replacement surgery, Commander, insist on knees only.

[cybernetic-side-eye]

Sage advice. I may have *ahem* been a little dramatic yesterday.

[thats-marshal-commander-caf]

I'm shocked.

[79s-staff]

Got any specials this week?

OF COURSE

1) Bacta Tanked- a blue mixed cocktail thats ready to heal your mind after a long and tired work week! Triple Sec, Blue Curacao,Sour Mix, Tequila,Rum Shaken with ice and topped with an energy elixer. If this drink doesn’t make you feel alive, then it will for sure kill you!

2) Mando War Cocktail- Alderaanian burbon, a splash of orange liquor, and a hit of sweet vermouth and lemon juice make this battle ready drink a hit with even the most sour faced Mando! Top with some brandied cherries and you are now a Duchess of Mandalore!

3) The Classic StarTini- black rum, crème de cacao, and brown sugar make this black martini deliciously deadly. But don’t worry, it won’t flip you to the darkside!

As always, our winter climate controlled special is our Galactic famous Goth Chocolate! Just because Coruscant is scheduled to be cold, that doesn't mean you have to be!

**Vod'ika discount of 50% off only applies to medics who work with the 104th, 501st, and 212th. If anyone who deserve it, it's them!**

PLEASE REMEMBER TO TIP YOUR BARTENDERS AND HAVE A SAFE AND FUN FILLED WEEKEND!

-79s Staff

[thats-marshal-commander-caf]

Have fun but mind the safety brief.

[thats-marshal-commander-caf]

[mother-of-lothcats]

i swear this man will be doing model poses til the day he dies

[tbbs-best-hair]

Can't afford to lose my rizz.

[thats-marshal-commander-caf]

"Rizz"?

Is that contagious?

[isl-equ-ay]

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again

[secretly-a-trekkie]

doodling as I wait for my chicken to air fry

[cybernetic-side-eye]

There was a wolf moon out last night. How did you celebrate?

I had a little drink and thought of the pack, of the boys marching far away. Then I hunkered down for the night.

[thats-marshal-commander-caf]

I'll drink to that

[amikoroyaiart]

Back with my favourite bros ☀🦊