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What a time to not be alive.
I meant how cool would it actually be to die for like a week then come back alive after that? No cleaning duties, no annoying people that you can’t smack to see and things like that? /sigh/ What a life that would be.
Set up your own death then. Like, fake it. Then you’ll be free forever, how about that?
See, there's a pretty good reason why I put "a week" there. I don't plan on it being permanent.
What a time to not be alive.
You were the one to talk about a week, I thought it meant… [shrugs, then grins big at her] Isn’t target practice later today?
I meant how cool would it actually be to die for like a week then come back alive after that? No cleaning duties, no annoying people that you can't smack to see and things like that? /sigh/ What a life that would be.
Anybody seen buford?
A flying table? /raises brow/ Just call me Your Highness and we’re all good.
Nah man already have a beauty queen *he smiles*
And that impedes with you supposedly calling me Your Highness because? /shakes head in confusion/
What a time to not be alive.
You on your period? Someone might really die then.
Did you just reduce my current emotion into an effect of hormonal imbalance? /smiles/ Hmmm. Someone really is going to die.
What a time to not be alive.
For like a week.
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As a matter of fact, I haven’t. I’m undercover, you can just call me “Sofia”. Ya know? /nods/ Fits my delicate personality.
Sofia? That suits you perfectly. [she grins] Thank you. For helping me come to my senses.
I know! I'm pretty good with these undercover names now. I didn't help you, I scared you.
who the fuck robbed me!?
Hey, they stole my cookies! Olympus knows what horrible things they’re capable of doing… and stealing. But I’m actually betting it’s that Nick guy. The name fits, he knicks things.
Yeah nicks not one to drink, I know him that well. Must be some of his slime siblings.
Are you kidding me? They steal things just to screw up with people. /shrugs/
Ahhh, so you’ve decided to use your sensibilities. /nods/
I believe I have. [she purses her lips] I do not think you have told me your name.
As a matter of fact, I haven't. I'm undercover, you can just call me "Sofia". Ya know? /nods/ Fits my delicate personality.
Anybody seen buford?
Well suck it up punk if you’re desperate to find this Buford guy.
Yeah maybe a dude with loads of eyes has seen a flying table again *he frowns slightly* so will I ever get your name? Or will I have to go ask around camp for your name?
A flying table? /raises brow/ Just call me Your Highness and we're all good.
What a day to weed out all the non-punks.
But apparently you are too deaf to hear sarcasm. A fascinating case for hearing expert, I’m sure
Wow, maybe you should go become an ear doctor, Mr. Audiometer.
who the fuck robbed me!?
Or to ask more specifically, “who among the Hermes kids robbed you”?
Yes great said La Rue, but problem who among the Hermes kids robbed me of my drinks!?
Hey, they stole my cookies! Olympus knows what horrible things they're capable of doing... and stealing. But I'm actually betting it's that Nick guy. The name fits, he knicks things.
[she squints at the pages]
Hello again, lady with the death wish! I see you’re alive!
Lady with the death wish? Interesting. [she shrugs] I decided to stay for a while and get used to everything here.
Ahhh, so you've decided to use your sensibilities. /nods/
Anybody seen buford?
As an ancient saying goes, “go ask Argus”.
Seriously that dude creeps me out.
Well suck it up punk if you're desperate to find this Buford guy.
[she squints at the pages]
Hello again, lady with the death wish! I see you're alive!
What a day to weed out all the non-punks.
I would do that except I didn’t find any good pun to appreciate therein.
Hm, I see *nods seriously; then smiles smugly* Maybe you should go to an ear specialist then, there’s probably something wrong with your hearing that you missed my brilliant pun
Tell you what, I'm not too "deaf" to hear your humbleness.