Eat. Sleep. Tumblr. Repeat.

^^My life.

[therabbitprince]

interactive sheet music that plays notes you touch

[the-sassy-composer]

I would pay good money for this type of technology.

[stability]

[arandomthot]

They’re not wrong

[montypythonfan]

[phantomrose96]

Fandom theorizing after a major plot twist like

[tropius2-deactivated20160313]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[lady-arryn]

[newsiearms-blog]

#grandma #it’s me #anastastia

[mamalazzer]

Oh my god I’m crying

[plants4]

who keeps voting for Benedict cumberbatch as sexiest man alive? Speak up. Own up to it

[itsdabooty]

I'm so used to seeing his named misspelt that I actually forgot the correct spelling and had to look it up to see if this was right. It is.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[hotsenator]

me whenever i have a cold: i can’t remember the last time i could breathe out of my left nostril…it must have been 14 years ago when i was a child on the farm..life was simpler back then….. i remember the sound of the creek over by that big rock.. when papa came home from the town bearing fresh yeast for ma to make bread with, i breathed in the crisp fall air through both nostrils before heading into the kitchen, where i could smell all of our spices 

[thanasphere-deactivated20160117]

[coralbluebirdtiger-deactivated2]

fucking obliterated

[manhood]

Oh my god

[plasticcflower]

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

[gewitter--nacht-deactivated2022]

[yavn]

[itsdabooty]

The Pope: Climate change is a real and present danger.

Republicans: Alright Mr. Pontihat, why don't you leave science to the scientists.

97% of Scientists: Climate change is a real and present danger.

Republicans: God said Adam and Eve not Adam and Barometer.

[rydenarmani]

dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold