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@itsdakotarhodes
Oh, so we’re going to start calling each other names now I see? Well butt head why don’t you give me your full name so I can stalk you.
Well that’s kinda misleading if it isn’t.
Well, in that case, hello dickwad. No thank you. No stalking please.
Not my fault you're gullible.
Sure but if they are i’ll be sure that the number one rule is; In order to play your name must not be Dakota Rhodes.
Too bad that isn't my full name. Loser!
For all you know Dakota isn't even my first name.
Oh snap, it’s been so long since i’ve played that game. I guess I could be like the the face of that game. Don’t you think so?
Can your face be on the buttons? I'm sure I could hold the world record for that game.
I just killed about twenty spiders in the span of ten minutes. I feel like that’s a new record. Maybe they’ll make some Chuck E Cheese game out of it.
I'm sure there's that game where you step on the buttons on the floor to kill the spiders.
Its safe to say I officially want pizza.
You aren't alone.
Oh why because it’s from me? I feel like your whole family is rude. I’ll add you but you can’t make fun of me due to the pictures and status I posted in middle school. Mariah Carey is bae. Okay i’ll watch chick flicks too, nobody understands what i’ll do for a cookie.
I won’t try to I pinky promise. zing
It's because they won't have a clue who you are and they don't want us to talk to strangers. Just being safe, you know? I won't laugh at you, but don't be surprised if you see them on Instagram. Did you seriously just use bae? I don't know if this friendship can continue. Sweet. We can watch "The Notebook."
I am going to trust you, but I'm not too sure if I'm going to regret this decision or not.
You and me both. They’re aren’t too bad around night time though. It’s the day ones that really are annoying.
What about mosquitoes though?
Dakota Rhodes, okay got it. Oh totally yeah, I’m going to stalk you on Facebook and friend request all your family and make them my friends. Sure it is, I like to believe I can sing like Mariah Carey but you know? I’ll listen to all that girly talk for a couple of cookies.
I thought we already went over this, I’ll go kayaking with you.
Well, most of my relatives wouldn't accept a friend request from you. I love how you wouldn't even add me on Facebook. I'm hurt by this. Well, you can keep telling yourself that. I don't think anyone can sing like her. It's nice to have dreams though. You also have to watch chick flicks with me.
Well, I don't know if I trust you enough to go kayaking with you. What if you flip the boat?
I think I can and I think I know I can, listen her Dakota whatever your last name is I can handle the truth. Oh yes, I just really don’t want to cry in front of you while you sing in your so called angelic voice. Oh never would I ever be a professional athlete, I don’t even know what I want to be. Wait Cookies? What do I have to do to get a cookie?
It's Rhodes. Dakota Rhodes. Are you going to use this information to stalk me on Facebook now? Oh yes. So called? Excuse you. My voice is beautiful. You clearly are jealous of this beautiful voice of mine. Yes, cookies. You don't deserve a cookie. You won't listen to my girly talks.
I'll give you a cookie if you go kayaking with me.
Oh I can handle the truth or at least I think I can. My last name is Chase for your information, I’m doing all the other Elliot’s a favor so they won’t be discriminated against. I actually did just graduate from middle school thank you very much. I’m super tall because I took steroids through out elementary and middle school. Now the whole voice thing is kinda offensive. Oh you can but i’ll probably won’t pay attention.
You think you can, but I know you can't, Elliot Chase. I'm sure you're saving yourself from having to hear my angelic voice. You just don't want to start crying because of how beautiful my voice is. Oh, well, I hope that you don't plan on being a professional athlete, which I doubt will happen for you. Offensive? Just speaking the truth. Well, I guess you won't get any cookies either.
You are very welcomed. Oh that’s discrimination, not letting us Elliot’s hear you sing. How rude. Excuse me I am a man, I’ve hit puberty and everything already thank you very much, I even practically raised myself. I’ll keep you company as long as you don’t talk about girly stuff.
It's not discrimination. You just can't handle the truth. Well, if I knew your last name, I could definitely narrow down the people I wouldn't sing to. Are you sure? You look like you just graduated from middle school and I'm sure that my ten year-old cousin has a lower pitched voice than you. So...I can't talk about how my nails chipped or how my nail polish won't stay on my nails? What will I do?
Yes but no. You’re actually pretty but I just didn’t want to say that because it would make your ego bigger then it already is. Are you going to sing that one song to me that the gay guy sung off Mean Girls? Creative nicknames, like what? Only true men wear pink and I am a true men. I guess I’m not sleeping either.
I know I'm pretty, but thank you. Kidding, but seriously, thank you. You're quite pretty yourself. No. I don't sing to people named Elliot. Sorry. Maybe next week. I don't know if you're even a man to begin with. Well, you can keep me company while we both don't sleep.
Pft, no you’re not. Oh no you called me by my name. I think you just gave me a new idea for a instagram name Elliot the idot. You’re just so creative Kota, you’re my role model. Teach me how to be creative like you. You should get some pink weave, I could see you working that pink hair. Then go to bed so I can go to bed and not worry about getting killed in my sleep.
Are you calling me ugly? Is this what is has come to? You're insulted that I called you an idiot, so you attack my physical appearance? I'm beautiful, no matter what you say. I am glad I can be your role model. I've had some creative nicknames back home. Pink weave? I think I should leave pink to you. I'm not a pink kind of girl. Well, too bad. I'm not sleeping soon.
I really wanna go swimming, but I think I’m gonna wait till midnight. Less people and that leaves the option of skinny dipping open.
I just hope that the water is clean and not filled with bugs.
I can if you want and for the caption be like look at the view even though Dakota is blocking it. So you don’t worry about your weave or any of that other girl stuff? Well I mean if you’re going to be near the water shouldn’t you wear a bathing suit or do girls not think like us guys? I know you seem way to nice, plus even if you tried to even murder me you wouldn’t be able to, just saying.
Excuse you. I'm the view. I'm the beautiful view. I'm so offended right now, Elliot. Your name should be Idiot, not Elliot. Elliot the Idiot. Weave? Excuse me? No. I don't wear weaves. My hair is real. Well, I guess. I don't even know what I'm saying anymore. I'm tired. Are you sure about that? I could come after you when you least expect it.
Yeah, I had early classes all year, so I’ve been looking forward to this all year long. I guess the fact that you’re not a student anymore does help, you kind of make up the rules now.
I was about to take summer courses and I decided to come here instead. I definitely don't regret my decision.
Yeah, I get that. I usually don’t have to get up too early unless there’s a practice at 8:00 AM, which only happens every once and a while so I can’t complain.
I had to be up early all the time for school and now camp, but I don't mind it so much just because I'm the one teaching now.
