Lana Madison

Lana Madison | Nineteen | Criminal Justice I like cuddling and stuff. @Uhlannah: I was voted most likely to be on reality tv in high school.

[itsethanbrownrp]

Of course! What are you doing here?

[uhlannah]

Mum and dad started expecting me to do everything around the house so I left. So here I am.

[uhlannah]

How did you manage to pass Spanish?

[uhlannah]

Sadly I didn't.

[alexmorganjfc]

We can try, but I doubt we’ll get him back. But he’ll be remembered, that’s for sure. Really? It’s just something about it—maybe it’s the cheek bones, I don’t really know. Why not? I’d like to know what you know about me, I don’t trust Paige! That’s priceless, keep ‘em coming so that I have something to make fun of her with. 

[uhlannah]

You make it sound like the poor guy died. Yes really, now it's the cheek bones? If you really want to know fine.. She said you're obsessed with her and that you're a serial killer who eats dog food and that i should not talk to you. I'm going to have to stop right there because Paige is on to me. Talk to me tomorrow for more stories. 

[itsethanbrownrp]

I’ve tried to be productive and now I’m just tired. Why should people be productive?

[uhlannah]

Will you be productive by giving me a hug and telling me how much you miss me?

[omgrosiesmith-deactivated201411]

Hey, that sounds like a great option, as well. Pleasure to meet you! I’m Rosie.

[uhlannah]

It's a pleasure to meet you too love. So what were your ideas for break?

[misspaigemadison]

I feel as if someone is spreading embarrassing stories of my childhood.

[uhlannah]

No hablo Engles.

[jamiee-wright-blog]

If Paige has done such a thing we should plot against her! Just ignore them, it’s hard at first but after a while it gets easier. I’m okay I guess, just wild night out when we go out. Yeah, Carl is great and we all did - in Paris! Are you serious? oh my god, her name is being upgraded to golden chicken!

[uhlannah]

Yes and Karma is a bitch so she should be prepared. I definitely will by tomorrow i probably won't even notice them to be honest. Is it like the type of nights when you get black out drunk and don't remember a thing? Paris,France the city of love, how beautiful. No bullshit! That's a lovely name when do I get one? 

[alexmorganjfc]

He must be, I wish Ben the best of luck for the whole twenty minutes that I’ve known him from my life. Maybe, but it’s more than just the hair—I think it has something to do with the jaw, I don’t know- you just look alike somehow. Do you? Well, I hope you heard good things but knowing Paige, it was probably just a bunch of embarrassing stuff, yeah? Well it’s nice to meet you, as well. Go crazy, I’ve got all day to listen to this. 

[uhlannah]

Can we ask the producers to bring Ben back I really want to meet him. That's the first time I've ever heard somebody comment on our jawline. I've heard a lot of things but i'm no one to judge. I'm not going to tell you what i've heard though. Oh god so one day we went trick or treating and some guy had dressed up like Chucky who Paige hated and was terrified of. He chased her around the neighbourhood in till she peed herself. 

[omgrosiesmith-deactivated201411]

I’m really unsure of where to go for break… Three places to choose from is too many for me.

[uhlannah]

You should stay here with the new girl A.K.A me Lana. Hello. 

[jamiee-wright-blog]

On the first day, I remember one camera guy kept telling me to do something ‘wild’ I believe they’ve regret that request ever since. There is one nice guy here, Carl, and he’s good so get to know him. He’s young and recently married, got a kid and a dog - he’s a typical guy. Pleasure is all mine! She is my golden nugget! No she has not, what!

[uhlannah]

At least the camera guy actually talked to you all the ones i've meet so far have looked at me like i'm dumb. I feel like Paige told them i was mentally ill or some stupid shit.  Well you sound like a fun person to be around having the camera people regretting stuff. Good for Carl! Did you get invited to the wedding? Oh my god she use to be obsessed with chicken nuggets, they were practically the only thing she eat for a straight two months. 

[alexmorganjfc]

I actually got one of them to talk to me once, and he shared his life story with me. I found out that he was happily married with three kids- Jake, Tom, and Chris. Ben was a lovely man, I’m disappointed he didn’t make it this season. You’re Paige’s sister? I’m not so surprised, you kind of look exactly like her. I’m Alex, and I’d like to hear a few of her stories, please. 

[uhlannah]

That cameraman must be doing beautiful things know like working with Max and Nev bringing people together. Ben sounds like a very lovely man, I wish I could of met him. It's probably just the hair if i didn't dye it the colour I did you probably wouldn't say that. I know who you are Alex, Paige has told me a lot about you, it's nice to finally meet you! Oh god where do I begin??

[jamiee-wright-blog]

You know what, I thought I was the only one who thought like that. ‘Cause that show has the sweetest camera people who would hug you and fly on planes while everyone here can be grumpy shits. You’re Paige’s little sister? Hi! I’m Laura and your sister is my golden nugget. 

[uhlannah]

Well you're not love. I mean they should at least give you a cameraman like Max on the first day to make you feel welcomed on the first day. Hell Max even stays in contact with the people one the show. I bet if I was to leave the show they would be like bye bitch. Yes I am, i'm actually the youngest Madison. It's nice to meet you Laura and she's your golden nugget? Has she told you about her unhealthy obsession with chicken nuggets that she had as a kid?

[uhlannah]

I wish all cameramen were like Max from Catfish and actually talked. I've been followed by the same cameramen all day since i've gotten off my flight and made it to the house. I said hi to the guy like five hundred times and he didn't reply, how fucking rude. Oh and hi everyone i’m Lana Madison y'know Paige's little sister, so if you ever want some embarrassing stories about Paige hit me up I will gladly tell you them.

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Awkward by San Cisco

"I saw you at dinner last night You were holding his hand I’ve been watching you for days I thought I saw you last night Get out of my life you’ve been stalking me for days”

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[uhlannah]

Atlas Hands by Benjamin Francis Leftwich

"I will remember your face ‘Cause I am still in love with that place But when the stars are the only things we share Will you be there?"