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jxkehq:

“People actually drink sparkling water? Too much work? It’s alright mate, I’m sure I can do it.”

“Oh I do, all the time. It’s delicious. No no, I wanna help still. I’m good at folding clothes and I can organize an underwear drawer like it’s nobody’s business.”

jakebrxxks:

“The fuck are you on about? It’s not anything crazy- you’re horny, you have sex, that’s the end of that,” he muttered, rolling his eyes. “You act like it always has to be crazy.”

“I’m not sure anymore. Oh come on, it can’t be that simple. I hear the army has tons of homophobic dudes, I bet you had to be subtle about it and then how did you know who was interested? But fine, don’t feed my curiosity. Guess I’m just not gonna have a good day today.””

jakebrxxks:

“The fuck are you on about? It’s not anything crazy- you’re horny, you have sex, that’s the end of that,” he muttered, rolling his eyes. “You act like it always has to be crazy.”

“I’m not sure anymore. Oh come on, it can’t be that simple. I hear the army has tons of homophobic dudes, I bet you had to be subtle about it and then how did you know who was interested? But fine, don’t feed my curiosity. Guess I’m just not gonna have a good day today.””

jakebrxxks:

“Yeah, well, I’m great at destroying self esteem- just ask my ex wife,” Jake snorted, shaking his head slightly as he ran a hand through his hair. “Uh- then I guess a mixture of both.”

“That’s depressing. I’ll ring her up and maybe we’ll start a support group for people you’ve turned down.” Dante said with a smile. His eyebrows rose as he grew more interested, “Is that so? Give me one cool homoerotic story, please. And you should totally sell the rights for a movie. I’d watch it.”

jxkehq:

“Just beers and a pizza, what more would anyone want? Nah I’m not made of money.”

“Edible food and sparkling water or wine. Fine, I’ll help but you carry the stuff, all I’ll do is unbox. I can’t carry weight because it’s too much work.”

jakebrxxks:

“Very very bisexual. But I don’t like younger men, period. I prefer guys either over thirty or just older than me in general,” he muttered, shaking his head. “And I ultimately just don’t find you attractive in general. Even if you were over thirty- I still wouldn’t go for you.” He shrugged his shoulders dismissively. “Never seen either of those movies, so I can’t answer that question.”

“I can respect liking older men but you didn’t have to come for my looks like that. I’ll have you know I was feeling confident after being flirted with by a porn star and now you ruined all that good work and I’ll have to go back to therapy.” Dante said jokingly, only a little hurt by the man’s words. “He dances naked with a Santa hat and has homoerotic experiences in one, and he gets kidnapped by terrorists in the other.”

jxkehq:

“If someone wants to unpack for me I’ll pay you in beers, pizza and a good night.”

“What kind of goodnight? And what about actual money?”

jakebrxxks:

“That’s you talking out of your ass and you know it,” Jake said simply. “Checking me out?” The German couldn’t help but let out a small snort as he shook his head. “You don’t want to risk getting involved with me, kid. And you’re not my type.” He shrugged his shoulders briefly. “We’re not in America anymore, kid- you don’t need to do any of that. It just makes me feel weird.”

“It’s a real talent, though. Gotta appreciate it.” Dante retorted with a lopsided grin. He nodded shamelessly at the question and his confident smile fell at the rejection “First of all, I’ll be the decider of what risks I’d like to take. And second, that’s fair. Straight or just not into handsome young men?” he asked. “Well-- I don’t know, man. I’m still American, I feel like I owe you. But since I don’t, can I bother you with invasive questions about your time there? Like, was it more Jake Gyllenhaal in Jarhead or Jake Gyllenhalal in Brothers?”

jakebrxxks:

“Are you younger than I am?” Jake questioned, even though he knew the answer- it was obvious enough, at least, just looking at the two of them. “You’re a kid. I don’t care if you’re twenty nine, you’re a kid. And let’s just say that the army brought my bullshit tolerance down to zero.”

“It all depends on what your concept of time is.” Dante answered, hoping to bullshit his way through this. He let out a long exasperated sigh and nodded, surrendering. “Fine, call me a kid all you want them but it’s a little creepy on your part because I was totally checking you out. “ His mouth fell open again before he frowned slightly “Oh, I didn’t know. Sorry -- wait, no, thank you for your services. That’s what people say right?”

cecilvandekamp:

“Ahh.. so if I ever come over, should I expect an abundance of Spongebob things, or is he not your work idol?” Realizing he never mentioned what he did, Cecil let out a low whistle and shoved his hands into his pockets sheepishly. “Oh– for the porn,” He replied, trying to keep it light, “Non sticky food… like sushi! Have you ever eaten sushi off of someone before? I heard there’s bars that serves sushi on pretty girls and I’d totally be down for that. Just shave me down and put a platter of dead fish on me, I’d be hella happy. If you ever do some sort of artsy art dish that requires human display, hit me up.”

“Oh yeah, definitely. I have an entire wall covered with those employee of the month pictures of Spongebob, he is what I strive to be.” Dante joked with a laugh. His mouth dropped at the revelation and he failed to be subtle with his reaction “I-- wha--” he cleared his throat “Whoa, dude. Real porn? Like, wow. I didn’t know porn stars were real, like, I knew but not like real people, they’re like... I don’t know. I never thought I’d meet one,” he held out his hand “It’s a pleasure, I watch a lot of porn so you could say I pay your salary-- no, wait, that’s weird. Never mind.” He shook his head and straightened himself up “And no, I haven’t eaten sushi but I saw Samantha from Sex and the City try to do it in the movie but her boyfriend stood her up, it was a real bummer. ”

jakebrxxks:

“Jesus fucking Christ, do you get paid to be annoying?” Jake snapped, his eyes narrowing at the male who wouldn’t stop asking questions. “It’s coffee. Black. No fucking anything in it, and no, you can’t fucking take a sip because it’s mine and I don’t know you, kid.”

Dante was taken aback by the man’s attitude, his brows raising in surprise and his mouth gaped. “I-- uh, dude. I’m sorry.” he stammered “I didn’t mean to annoy you that much, I mean I knew I was being a little annoying but I didn’t think it was on that level. I’m really sorry. I’m an adult, though. Not a kid. Could show you my ID if ya want.”

jakebrxxks:

“I wanted coffee, so I bought coffee. I wouldn’t say some sort of bullshit like it makes me happy. I keeps me from getting pissed off, that’s what it does.”

“So I get that you get pissed off easily, huh? I’ll try my best not to ruin your mood, then. I know I can get annoying sometimes. What coffee did you get? Is it one of those fancy ones with all the cream and shit? Can I take a sip?”

cecilvandekamp:

“I mean, you can.. I wouldn’t mind having a handsome guy cook me food and show me how well he can work a spatula,” He replied, chuckling, “I dunno– whatever the director thinks up, or whatever my guy is into. I’m flexible. I think the most recent ‘kink’ would be with food, ironically enough. Not whip cream though; I don’t care what people say, that stuff is so sticky and disgusting on the human body.”

“Spongebob is the spatula mater-- I know you meant it as an euphemism but it was the first thing I thought of, so.” Dante commented with a breathy chuckle. He furrowed his eyebrows, puzzled by what the other meant. “What director? What do you mean?” he asked with his head slightly tilted to the side. “No, I agree. I mean, I still find it hot but it’s definitely sticky. We can get some nonsticky food.”

jakebrxxks:

“I got Starbucks- am I doing the vacation thing right yet?”

“I wouldn’t say buying overpriced coffee is something I enjoy doing on vacation but if it makes you happy then yeah.”

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cecilvandekamp:

“You pointed them out though; I’m just repeating! Plus, I have flaws too, like… sometimes I can go for 3 days without eating, but then I can scarf down two whole pizzas in one sitting,” He confessed, peering at the brunette as he leaned closer, lips quirking upwards into a faint smirk, “I like to eat, I’m into kinky games and I flip through magazines in grocery lines. We’re practically twins, hmm?”

Dante opened his mouth to protest but then closed it because the man was not wrong. He let out a laugh and his eyebrows rose “Whoa, that doesn’t sound healthy at all. Should I take it upon myself to make sure you have something decent to eat for every meal?” he questioned. His breath hitched in his throat and his eyes widened “Uh, kinky games, huh? What kind of kinky games?”

mellowcd:

“i wouldn’t say broke, i’d say economically selective. but also i have to use cash because of security reasons so i just leave the bulk it in my room at the castle.” she was just about to dismiss him entirely, uninterested in the thought of spending another second with the male when the mention of a free meal came up. “yes, but how do i know that you know how to cook? no offense but you don’t look very capable.”

“you do know there’s such a thing as a bank account, right? that doesn’t sound safe, especially when you’re telling a stranger where you keep it.” dante’s jaw fell and he narrowed her eyes at her “how dare you? i literally cook for a living, but alright-- you’re not interested, your loss.”

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