withakae.
“Okay, but like. NyQuil is one of the best medicines out there. It’s never changed, it’s always been that same green death fucking flavour. Cause by the time you go ‘Hey this taste like-“ Bang you’re in the coma already! On the back of the box it says ‘May cause drowsiness’ what it should say is 'don’t make any fucking plans.’ Needless to say, I’m on a lot of NyQuil.”
“if this is your way of telling me that you have a drug problem, i‘m basically webmd certified so i can save you. now let me just figure out how dependent you are. do you drink nyquil with a straw? or even when you aren’t sick?”








