oingo boingo in the purge

when was the last time you saw the moon?

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[birdplushie]

they should make it illegal to end your story with an epilogue where your main female character is suddenly randomly married and has children when she's never once expressed a desire for this previously

[lmaonade]

you are just like computer file i delete you

[beatlesweatles]

[dwarvendiaries]

bro romanticised the masquerade without considering that which made the facade romantic was its own artifice

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[despazito]

[despazito]

Awesome

[str-ngeloop]

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

[zeelatunes]

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

[meanbuddhist]

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

[king-incarnadine]

Horseshoe Crab

[goodlouse]

[great-and-small]

If you ever spot a Tricolored heron and have a little free time, I highly recommend stopping to watch them fish for a while. The speed, focus, and grace they display during the hunt is captivating.

[sukinapan]

cards i have so far o( ❛ᴗ❛ )o

some i'm adapting from older illustrations and some are new

[pinene]

There’s a certain level of attractiveness that just becomes annoying to me.. like we get ittt

[segamascott]

sorry

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.