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Do It Again (NSFW)

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Summary: You recall this much: a man’s face–arrestingly handsome. A voice, dark and smooth, ebony rivers in your ears. Heat. Desperation. Need. Your hands on firm muscle. Your fingers tangled in silken hair.

The last thing you remember is a name, tumbling from your lips, seeking mercy. A pacifier. A plea. A prayer.

Rire.

Words: 5000

Warnings: Literally all of them. Rape. Death. Violence. Blood. Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.

Characters: RirexReader

A/N: This is written as a gift to my very dear friend and fellow perverted trash heap, @tonictransistor. I love you so much, and I hope that this was disgusting enough for you. Could it have been more disgusting? Yes, but then I would have worked on it for another year, or something. I am so fucking sorry this took me a bajillion years to write.

For those of you who have never played Boyfriend to Death and liked this fic, you should absolutely play it. You can find it by googling it, because I don’t know how to use HTML. Credit, of course, goes to its creators, @gatobob, @darqx, and @electricpuke, who I cannot tag for some reason..

Thanks so much! I love y'all. <3

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kylorengarbagedump

Do It Again (NSFW)

Read on AO3.

Summary: You recall this much: a man’s face–arrestingly handsome. A voice, dark and smooth, ebony rivers in your ears. Heat. Desperation. Need. Your hands on firm muscle. Your fingers tangled in silken hair.

The last thing you remember is a name, tumbling from your lips, seeking mercy. A pacifier. A plea. A prayer.

Rire.

Words: 5000

Warnings: Literally all of them. Rape. Death. Violence. Blood. Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.

Characters: RirexReader

A/N: This is written as a gift to my very dear friend and fellow perverted trash heap, @tonictransistor. I love you so much, and I hope that this was disgusting enough for you. Could it have been more disgusting? Yes, but then I would have worked on it for another year, or something. I am so fucking sorry this took me a bajillion years to write.

For those of you who have never played Boyfriend to Death and liked this fic, you should absolutely play it. You can find it by googling it, because I don’t know how to use HTML. Credit, of course, goes to its creators, @gatobob, @darqx, and @electricpuke, who I cannot tag for some reason..

Thanks so much! I love y'all. <3

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hisprill

fresh-and-hot-tiktoks

THE CARROTS

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The cast of Beetlejuice the Musical

Photo credit: @emiliokm on instagram

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You guys don't understaaand

Neinescape was my LIFE before tumblr

the first place I ever RPed

The place where I first RPed USUK

And my muse is still going strong

xenomorphique

Hmm... maybe don't treat being formally educated as a sign of superiority over other people when it's literally just a sign of privilege.

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I see you, and in you, I see myself.

I’m so sorry. You are enough.

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Familiar Series | Owls Shop: Straunge Wunder

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@gayhoratio

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Obsessed with Eartha Kitt’s absolute power move of risking her entire career to drag Lyndon B. Johnson’s bitch ass so hard that his wife started crying

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stream

Tropic Thunder (2008) dir. Ben Stiller

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I thought this was just Tyra talking to Ben Stiller

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when the vampire lady is trying to seduce you but you’re workin through stuff

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Let’s play a little game…

Every week, I post one of these, and you vote on what happens to poor Patchouli next! 😈

Back again for a second year, with a nice refreshed Patchouli and tidied up prompt list, too! Trying a slightly different way this time to see if it’s a bit more user-friendly.

HOW TO PLAY

You MUST be 18 + and following me (to see the result of course!)

Pick a character from the grid

Pick prompts by NUMBER ONLY from the lists under the cut

You must choose 1 gore prompt and 2 kink prompts!

Reply to this post with your choice (E-2-48-21, for example)

I use a random number generator to determine a winner and draw!

Please only play once per week to keep things fair! If you’re worried about your main showing up in the notes, you can send me an anon with your vote- but please be sure to include what week it’s for.

PROMPT LIST UNDER THE CUT + image credits 💖

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whumptober

Whumptober 2020 - Updated

Welcome to Whumptober 2020! We’re doing things a little differently this year so please make sure to read the Event Info carefully. We are also excited to announce the addition of an AO3 Collection, which can be found here.

We hope you’re as excited as us to watch the Whump Community come together once again for a month of bone-crunching creativity and collaboration!

(All 31 Themes + Prompts, Event Information, and FAQs are posted below the cut!)

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