âââââââ VOGUE BEAUTY SECRETS WITH MRS. WAYNE
đ©đđąđ«đąđ§đ : bruce wayne x fem!reader
đŹđźđŠđŠđđ«đČ: fresh off a gala in metropolis, mrs. wayne shares the simple skincare routine behind her signature glow. with a little help from her husband bruce wayne, of course!
đ°đđ«đ§đąđ§đ đŹ: none, 1.5k words, dick + damian cameo, super super brief selina cameo? its a comment so idk if it counts?, reader (you) is the ultimate baddie, not edited just proofread
<đ: tags at the end :) please tell me if im missing anyone! (some weren't working so please lmk if they still dont so i can fix it). part of the mrs wayne in media series
Your make up is strewn across the bathroom counter, but this is out of shot. Instead, the skin care products are all neatly lined up on Bruceâs side.
Youâre dressed in a fluffy white robe with your initials embroidered, hair clipped away from your face. Your make up from the gala is still on and youâre beautiful diamond studsâ a present from Bruce, glitter under the bathroomâs lights.Â
âHello!â You smile at the camera. âAnd welcome to Vogue Beauty Secrets. Today, Iâll be showing you my skincare routine for after galas. We literally got back from the gala..."Â
You glance over at Bruce, who is getting rid of his tie in the main bedroom. Luckily, the camera canât see him. "What, twenty minutes ago?"
"Twenty-three," he corrects.
You laugh. "Twenty-three minutes ago. I wanted to film this while everything was still on because I feel like that's the only way to really show what works for me."
You carefully unclip the earrings, gently setting them down on a tiny golden plate. The camera picks the small metallic sound of the diamonds clicking against the metal. âThese are usually the first thing to go because I'm terrified of dropping one down the sink. Bruce says that's what insurance is for, but I think he'd still judge me."
Somewhere off-camera, âI absolutely would.â
You laugh. âHe's lurking somewhere off camera, donât mind him.â
Slow and sure steps approach, Bruceâs is wearing a matching robe to yours and fluffy slippers the hotel provided. He looks absolutely adorable, but not like the camera sees itâ the angle is too far off.
You pick up the cleansing balm, a yellow thing with a metallic lid. âThis is the Elemis Cleansing Balm and an absolute jewel.â You rub the balm with circular motions all over your face. âAnd no, this isnât sponsored.â
âWhen people always ask what my biggest beauty secret is.." You slightly turn your body in Bruce's direction. He grabs a cotton cloth, previously soaked in warm water. âIt's probably hydration. Which is the most boring answer imaginable, but unfortunately it's true.â
Bruce begins removing the make up, with soft and soothing motions. His eyes are soft and focused on the task. Your heart swells, how is it you have such an amazing husband?
"People always think the gala is the exhausting part." Your eyes are still closed as Bruce keeps wiping a stubborn streak of mascara. "It's actually this. You're tired, your feet hurt, and the last thing you want to do is spend another ten minutes in front of the mirror." You smile. "It helps that Bruce loves to help with my skincare.â
He smiles, small and just for you. âIf I didnât youâd probably forget.â
You laugh. âThat's not true!â You turn to the camera again. âShow them the cloth.â
Bruceâs massive hand appears in frame, veins noticeable and his golden wedding band shining. The cloth is now dirtied with varying shades of brown and a speck of maroon.Â
âAs you can see I was wearing loads of make up, and for that reasonâ where is iââ
Bruce hands you the next product.Â
You barely look at him. âI use a second cleanser.âÂ
You quickly apply it. âOkay, boom! Makeup is off.â You move your head, showing the different angles. âNow comes the fun part.â A small pause. "When I was younger I used to think skincare was something you only did when your skin looked bad."
Bruce hums. "It showed."
You gasp, pretending to be offended. "You're unbelievable."
âYou still married me.â
You hum, smirking at the camera. âItâs never too late to get a divorce.â
âHydration,â Bruce clears his throat, and hands you the SK-II bottle.
âI was actually terrible with skincare,â you say as you press your product-soaked hands onto your cheeks. âAs Bruce here snitched.â
âShe used a barsoap.â Bruce dryly says.Â
You laugh, glancing at him. âYouâre getting kicked out of my video.â
âBut then who would hand you everything?â
Just as youâre about to reply your phone rings. You quickly rinse your hands in the sink before picking it up. You click the speakerphone and set it on the counter.
âDick, baby. What's wrong?â
âCanât I just call to ask how my wonderful mother is doing?â
You suppress a smile. âSo nothing is on fire?â
âNot on fire, no. Hypothetically... are all the cars insured?â
Beside you, Bruce pales. âIs someone hurt?â
Dick groans. âPlease donât tell me Bruce is there.â
âSorry, baby,â You pause, shooting the camera a look. âAnd yes, all of the cars are insured. After you and Jason crashed the last one we werenât taking risks.â
âOh, okay! Thank you mom, love you. Bye!â He hangs up.
You look back at the camera with a fond smile. "Everyone says parenting gets easier when they're older."
Bruce slowly shakes his head. "It just gets louder."
You nod. "He's right. When theyâre older they have their own opinions and personalities, and they have the confidence to argue back.â You scrunch your nose. âEventually they realize I can out-stubborn every single one of them.â
You sigh affectionately. âThis is part of the routine as much as the other steps. Thereâs always some emergencyâ so even if my phone is off there are certain calls from certain numbers that come through.â
âThat being the kids and me.â
You grab the next product before Bruce can beat you to it. He grumbles something, but it lacks any heat.
You show it to the camera. Itâs a tiny dark purple bottle, with a black pipette as lid. You squint your eyes, trying to read the description. âThis is the Skin Ceuticals HyaâHyaluronic⊠Acid Intensifier... Multi-Glyyycan. Wow, what a mouthful. Who even came up with the name?â
"Scientists."
You shake your head. "Itâs all marketing." You slowly apply it. âI forgot to mention the names of the other productsâ wait, can I mention them? Since Iâm not doing publicity or anything. Wait, am I going to get sued?"
Bruce shakes his head. âIâll ask the lawyers tomorrow.â
"See?" You grin at the camera. "I don't even have to think about things like that anymore."
Bruce shrugs. "Occupational hazard."
You shift the camera slightly, so it doesnât catch you giving Bruce a sweet peck on the cheek. His shoulders slump and you give him another.
A second after youâre back to the camera. âSorry guys, I canât resist my husband.â
Your phone rings yet again, the noise interrupting you mid-speech. You immediately pick it up, setting it on speaker again.
âMother.â Damianâs voice can be heard. âI understood Richard called you?â
You raise a conspiratorial brow at the camera. âYes, darling.â
âRichard has made yet another poor decision.â
âAhuh.â
âI simply wished to clarify that I advised against it.âÂ
âThanks sweetheartâ please go to sleep now, itâs getting late.â
Thereâs a beat of silence. âFine,â he grumbles. âGood night, mother.â
âGood night Damian, I love you.â
He hangs up after a second.
You laugh, bright and amused. âI think weâve gotten a bit sidetracked. But thereâs only two more steps to go!â
Bruceâs hand appears on screen again, showing the eye cream. You offer your face, your side profile is the only visible thing aside from Bruceâs gentle fingers applying the cream on your under eyes.
âYou know, youâre really good at this.â
He barely smirks. âIâve had practice.â
"Bruce always does the eye cream." You whisper to the invisible audience.
"You poke yourself."
You roll your eyes. "Once."
He looks at you, stopping his ministrations for a second.Â
You sigh. "Twice."
Then the lipbalm, this time it's you who shows it to the camera. âAnd now my favourite part. The lip balm!â You apply it on your lips. âThis one is honestly so goodâŠâ you finish rubbing it, âI keep one in each bag. A bit pricey though.â
âI think everyone expects some elaborate forty step routine. There isnât one, just make sure your skin is clean and healthy. Oh, and really, really important. Donât forget to drink water. The key for the whole glowy look is to be hydrated.â
âAnd marry someone who reminds you.â Bruce chimes in.
You smile. âThat one definitely helps.â You unclipp your hair away, your hair gently framing your face. âBe kind to your skin. Donât pick it, itâll just get red and youâll get more pimples.âÂ
âDonât compare yourself to people on the internet eitherâ Iâm literally standing under a studio light.â
Bruce leans into frame just enough to kiss the top of your head. You look up at him, then at the camera again. âThanks for watching!â
Comment Section:
@snoopycftheday the fact that she looks BETTER after taking her makeup off ?????????
@vogue Thank you for joining us đ€
@slutforthestarks Bruce's entire personality is 'yes dear'
@metropolismetrosfan she genuinely has the most insane face card i've ever seen
@parasocialalert she has the personality of a wallpaper
@sukunt its sending me that 80% of the video is her flirting with her husband and talking to her kids and the other 20% is actual skincare
@selinakyle Can your husband fight?
@selinakyle Bruce CANNOT handle all that
@officialgothamgazette "there are certain calls from certain numbers that come through" being a mom never clocks outÂ
@slutforgreenlantern they're both so hot idk if i want to be them or be with them #pleasepleasepleaseletmethird
@boostergoldslefttoe just added everything to my cart... why is the total $672 đđđ
@daschundmom "Bruce is lurking somewhere off camera" Bruce proceeds to become half the video.
@user7696the way she instinctively tilted her face up so bruce could put on her eye cream... they've done this a thousand times IM SICK
@truthhurts she's only famous because she married bruce lmao she's not even that pretty
@mrswayneisamilf everyone talks about his green flags but can we discuss HER ?? she's so patient and kind every time one of the kids called she's my role model
@hdjsiosjnx, @cassini-among-the-stars, @zhonglibestie, @jdksjsalaka, @godwishiwasreal @sogayitsalmostscary, @bat2nsignia, @mruizsworld, @just-a-random-girl1, @boundlessgladiatorrook, @nalah-whimsy, @xaxamd, @thestupidgirlakira, @queengirl2345, @whitemelanin, @deerest-darling, @outpostsworld, @gglouise23, @marliyndreams, @siennatk an extra big smooch for @llovelygood she was an absolute lifesaver i cannot stress enough how grateful i am for her!! THANKYEW LOML













